Sister Berny (The Breaker)

**VERSE 1** Boots on cobblestone, cracking the night, Bernadette grins like she’s spoiling for a fight. Sledgehammer slung on her rosary chain, One good swing and she’ll cleanse your pain. **CHORUS** She’s the Breaker, oath‑taker, Holy ground starts to quake‑er. If you’re wicked, better step aside— Bernadette swings sanctified. **VERSE 2** Pub door bursts with a thunderous slam, She orders one tea and a side of BAM. Demons duck low when they hear her shout, “Come on then, love — let’s sort this out!” **CHORUS** She’s the Breaker, oath‑taker, Holy ground starts to quake‑er. If you’re wicked, better step aside— Bernadette swings sanctified. **OUTRO** Hammer raised high— Amen, goodnight.