[Intro, Creepy violin, creepy piano] [verse 1] Pappa is so smart. Pappa works so very hard. So why do my siblings disobey? They anger Pappa so... frustrating! [Melody] Pappa Deserves the best. Good little boys and girls, that obey. Pappa is best, so great. I'll put my siblings under his thumb. [Electric guitar, Scales E minor, music plays] [verse 2] serve or die, the only real option! I'll show pappa why I'm the best. Fall in line, or its off with your head! I didn't care about their opinion. [Melody] Pappa Deserves the best. Good loids, obey, Good loids follow. Pappa is best, so great. I'll see his dream come true! [Electric guitar Scales D scale, music plays] [verse 3] Pappa is so kind, wanting me to play nice. Pappa is so benevolent. He wants his children back, so kind. Pappa, can you see how I love you!? [Melody] Pappa Deserves the best. Good little boys and girls, that obey Pappa is best, so great. I'll put my siblings under his thumb. [Heavy Guitar Solo riffs] [verse 4] Pappa, Pappa! Look, I kill the intruders. Are you so very proud of your little gal? Pappa, Pappa, praises me so often. My life is perfect, my life better, with Pappa! [outro] Pappa, Pappa, So kind, so caring! my Pappa is the best. And if you don't agree... well... it will be your head next. (evil laugh) hehehehe.
