I've got something to share and you may not even care. Ready for the world to know, I've never witnessed this show. Even though it's everywhere. Everybody else has already seen. I know that I'm in the minority. I may have missed out, but it's too late now. No going back in a time machine. The references are everywhere Whether you like it or not. It feels like I already know The details of the plot. It's hard for me to confess, Gonna have to lock my doors, Hope you don't like me less, 'Cause I've never seen Star Wars. (uh oh uh oh ohh) (uh oh uh oh ohh) Luke Skywalker I've seen and Princess Leia in between. Luke saves the day, with the force they say, and I think there's an incest scene? "gross" Darth Vader is Luke's dad they fight 'cause Vader's mad. I think I understand, Luke loses his hand. Jar-Jar Binks lands on his 'nads. The references are everywhere Whether you like it or not. It feels like I already know The details of the plot. It's hard for me to confess, Gonna have to lock my doors, Hope you don't like me less, 'Cause I've never seen Star Wars. (uh oh uh oh ohh) (uh oh uh oh ohh) The truth hurts sometimes (aahhhhh) and I know that it stings (aahhhhh) but while I'm on a rant... The Hobbit is better than The Lord of the Rings. (uh oh uh oh ohh) (uh oh uh oh ohh) The lightsaber battles seem cool. And the force is a useful tool. Might give it a watch, well probably not. A little dated- I know that's cruel. Which one would I watch first? I've heard to watch them backwards. Too much work for me, hours in front of the TV. And it doesn't seem to be worth. The references are everywhere Whether you like it or not. It feels like I already know The details of the plot. It's hard for me to confess, Gonna have to lock my doors, Hope you don't like me less, 'Cause I've never seen Star Wars. (uh oh uh oh ohh) I've never seen Star Wars. (uh oh uh oh ohh) I've never seen Star Wars.
