Nordic Discord Challenge - Summer Bingo F1 + E2 Genre: Hopera + Surf Rock Theme: Mushrooms + Surrealism Lyrics: Deep in the wood, fungi bloomin' Ancient roots, somethin' misunderstood Caps crimson, spotted white, a portal, a mind-bender Tiny folk, watchin' bright, nature's prime defender Gnomes in the moss, bearded, wise, a pipe, a knowing wink Elves in the shadows, sharp eyes, quicker than you think They guard the spores, the hidden lore, the earth's deep, mystic hum Another dimension, knockin' at your door, where the wild things come Oh, the mycelial net, a whispered song, a verdant dream (Ahhh, a dream) Where tiny kings and queens belong, a psychedelic gleam (A gleam, a gleam) From toadstool thrones to faerie wings, the forest starts to breathe (Oh, the breath) What ancient magic nature brings, if only you believe (Believe, believe) Strollin' through the glade, sun dapple, light and shade A gnome popped out, a tiny blade, "Who goes there" My third eye twitchin', vision blurrin', colors on the breeze He offered somethin', potent, stirrin', whispered, "Ease your unease" Next thing I know, the trees are swayin', dancin' to a beat An elf on a branch, banjo playin', tappin' tiny feet The ground vibratin', pulse racin', lost in the fungal haze Time and space, just rearracin', through these wondrous days Visions unfold, stories told, beyond the mortal sight A cosmic code, brave and bold, bathed in ethereal light The whispers of the ancient ones, carried on the breeze Underneath the forest suns, secrets among the trees Oh, the mycelial net, a whispered song, a verdant dream (Ahhh, a dream) Where tiny kings and queens belong, a psychedelic gleam (A gleam, a gleam) From toadstool thrones to faerie wings, the forest starts to breathe (Oh, the breath) What ancient magic nature brings, if only you believe (Believe, believe) Headed back by lantern glow, boots caked up in loam Pocket full of weird little notes, and a cap brought home At the edge of my porch, I swear the pine trees gave a nod Like, "Keep your eyes on the undergrowth, there's more than meets the odds" Now every stump and rotten log feels like a locked-up room And every patch of damp dead leaves is ready to break through So I leave a bowl of cider out, a slice of bread, some jam For the gnomes, the elves, the mycelium, the whole strange, living land