Valentines in the 9th Hell

We flew in from above, sea still spinning, Everyone shouting my name "Sephiroth You beautiful problem What did you do?" I carved a gate in the sea, magic circles and runes carved by me "Grab your bags Grab your mechs! We're passing through! To Hell we go!" Feet first through the door below! We land in lava snow on the ninth red ring Two tarrasque corpses behind us, still sizzling, Power armor shining like stained glass saints in a storm! Our gift by Sephiroth is borne… Happy Valentine’s Day in the Ninth Hell Candy hearts and mushroom clouds, Ain’t it swell!? We brought love, We brought doom In a gift-wrapped shell! Say it with fire Say it with fire When you care enough, you send your very best You send a nuke to Asmodeus’s chest Cupid’s arrow Righteous Overkill Happy Valentine’s Day in the Ninth Hell (oh-oh) His palace looms dark above us all The skies are filled with winged devils, waiting to fall Asmodeus watches us from above, with a smirk His daughter rolls her eyes, he’s such a Jerk Then the package enters countdown mode Steel-winged angels lock and load I wink, Blow a kiss, Hit "Launch", and let the Nuclear football go… Happy Valentine’s Day in the Ninth Hell! Candy hearts and mushroom clouds Ain’t it swell We brought love We brought doom In a gift-wrapped shell! Say it with fire! Say it with fire! When you care enough, you send your very best You send a nuke to Asmodeus’s chest Cupid’s arrow Righteous Overkill Happy Valentine’s Day in the Ninth Hell! The Devil senses his impending doom, With a snap, his daughter is spared from death! His empire melts, Black glass and radioactive gloom… The Lord of the Nine Hells has drawn his final breath! The ash hangs silent like confetti in space Then the floor of existence forgets its place A hole yawns open Hungry Laughing Raw But we don’t stick around, we’re already gone! Happy Valentine’s Day in the Ninth Hell! We turned his kingdom into fallout and broken shells But the cracks in forever ring like warning bells! Say it with fire Say it with fire We saved the day with a nuclear blast! Left a gaping crater in the ancient Vast Now demons crawl through the hole we tore Ao will tolerate my shit no more! Happy Valentine’s Day in the Ninth Hell (oh-oh) The party makes it back to the Prime Plane But I’m sitting at the table of a different game All Gods in attendance from Heaven from Hell, Ao’s furious as the Demon’s ranks swell! He appoints Bane as King of Hell! My former patron reclaims his glove, My draconic ally gave me the shove, Now I sit, in my divine plane, locked away from sharing the fame… The Demon War rages, and I’ve been given all the blame… But there are those who still shout my name! HEY! SEPHIROTH! HEY! SEPHIROTH! HEY! SEPHIROTH! HEY! SEPHIROTH! Happy Valentines Day...in the Ninth Hell...