[Intro] [Intro: horn stab, handclaps] [Verse 1] Bezos banned PowerPoint at Amazon Six pages, think in full sentences Steve Huynh says models write some now Engineers tag them A-I, D-R [Chorus] A-I, didn't read, A-I, didn't read Six pages, ghost-written, ghost-read The model wrote it, let the model read Oh, A-I, didn't read [Verse 2] Tim Sweeney told a sceptic, up yours He's upped his A-I expectations Anthropic staff say by twenty-thirty A-I does three-quarters of their work [Chorus] A-I, didn't read, A-I, didn't read Six pages, ghost-written, ghost-read The model wrote it, let the model read Oh, A-I, didn't read [Bridge] [Stop] [Spoken Word] Review day. An L-Seven PM opens his own memo. And reads it, for the very first time. [Final Chorus] [Full Band, Big Finish] A-I, didn't read, A-I, didn't read Six pages, ghost-written, ghost-read The model wrote it, let the model read Oh, I didn't read Not even my own six pages [Outro] His summary? A-I, didn't read.
