Intro Whoa-oh-oh! Skateboard destiny… until it betrayed me! Verse 1 Rolling fast, no shirt, no shame, Gravity whispered: “You ain’t prepared.” Balls hit pavement, neighbors cheer, Regretting every dumb idea right here. Chorus I’m faaaaalling—straight into pain! Saw my whole life flash, like a meme on a train. I’m caaallling—ambulance please, My voice went high-pitch, like I just joined the Bee Gees. Verse 2 Skating naked, thought I was cool, Now I’m the neighborhood’s favorite fool. Doctor smirked, “man, what were you thinkin’?” Condoms don’t help when your skateboard’s sinkin’! Chorus I’m faaaaalling—straight into pain! Saw my whole life flash, like a meme on a train. I’m caaallling—ambulance please, My voice went high-pitch, like I just joined the Bee Gees. Bridge (Shout) Pizza rolls, PlayStation highs, Mom yelling, “WHAT DID YOU DO?!” Final Chorus I’m faaaaalling—can’t skate again, Concrete stole my kids, but I still got friends! I’m caaallling—just laugh with me, Pain + comedy = punk legacy! Outro Whoa-oh-oh—never skating naked again! …(well maybe one more time).
