Cockfight

[Intro] [Auto-Tune Vocal Track] I am a grown man in need of help getting out of a sticky predicament. [Douchey Male Vocals] Who knew this would be what life would be like growing up? Growing up! [Verse 1] I have never had pests but I have had not one, but TWO cockroaches enter my apartment today. I smashed the shit out of one with my shoe like 8 times in a full panic and I left his body out as a threat to the other. But unfortunately, the other cockroach has outsmarted me a couple times over the past couple hours, and I'm at its mercy as I watch it take little shits on my bag of weed knowing I'm too afraid to do anything about it. So the situation is rough being sick and not being able to leave my apartment while being held hostage by a cockroach I've been planning for a few hours now, and my best option seems to be throwing lit matches at the bag. [Music Build-up] Light the weed on fire and once the cockroach gets high and slows down. THAT'S when I can make my move. Just keepin it simple. That logic makes sense, right? Right? Right? [Banger Interlude] [Douchey Male Vocals] [Verse 2] An hour of attempts at lighting the bag has finally reached success. The smoke fills the air and my enemy and I stare each other down. After a while, the cockroach breaks the silence. He looks up at me and goes "Hey man, want me to pass over this roach?" and I start laughing my ass off. All tension gone, I see him in a new light: Maybe he's not a cockroach foe but my roachie roach BRO! I say sorry for smashing his friend, and he was like "All good my brotha, he was a piece of shit. let's just chill!" and that made me super relieved that he just let me off the hook like that. Pretty dope of him, am I right? Right? [Banger Interlude] [Douchey Male Vocals] [Verse 3] We chilled for hours until out of nowhere my roach bro says he's trying to get some pussy and I was like... bro I didn't know cockroaches thought like that this is literally blowing my mind. But like...sure I'll wingman you hop on! So I pick him up and we go on a stroll down by Lady Bird Lake and he starts spitting mad game to all the roachie roach hoes. In a matter of minutes, he's got all his arms around six, ten out of ten cockroach babes. He gives me a wink saying "Hey, you want one of my girls?" and I was like...WHOA buddy! Definitely not into that kind of thing, sorry! He was cool about it and laughed saying "more for me! ha HA!" It was getting past my bedtime, so I decided to call it. Gave my boy some knucks and sent him on his way for a night full of fucks. Pretty cool new friend, am I right? Who could have guessed this is what life would be like growing up? Right? I did not guess this is what life would be like growing up. Right? █▓▒░ 𝙎𝙊𝙉𝙂 𝘿𝙀𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙇𝙎 ░▒▓█ Song 5 of 25 on Songs For No One, Specifically album: https://suno.com/playlist/b56c2b6d-9b86-4c6e-b662-a9273111950c 🎧 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙆𝙎 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙂! 🎧 This one was hilarious to me - just a way to commemorate a funny run-in with a cockroach while I was re-watching the show "Dave" for like the 10th time (https://www.rottentomatoes.com/tv/dave). Damn, that show is so good! Really love when people mix comedy with great messages - highly recommend watching that show if you haven't checked it out! I have an idea for a music video, but it'll take me a ton of time to make so I'll only get around to it if people want to see it. Hope you have a great day! :D ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ 𝙃𝙊𝙒 𝙄 𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀 𝘼𝙄 𝙈𝙐𝙎𝙄𝘾 ♬ ♪ ♫ ♩ https://www.reddit.com/r/SpankyLabs/comments/1ilohys/how_i_make_ai_music/ ╭━━━ ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ 𝙎𝙊𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙇𝙎 & 𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙆𝙎 ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ━━━╮ https://www.reddit.com/r/SpankyLabs/ https://www.youtube.com/@SpankyMcCracken/videos https://www.instagram.com/spankymccracken/ https://onlyfans.com/spankinmykraken