well i'm too fat for my scooter and i'm all about that cooter no thank you to the tooter i swear that i'm not gay cleanin' up in the gym shower it's a gaze and not a glower damn he is quite the tower lookin mighty fine today and they say "oh hey, you're back today, can you stay over there and give me my space?" and i say "hey guy, you're givin me the eye, but i'm not gay so don't even try!" then they say "oh man, this shit again, you can't film in the locker room, don't make me throw hands" and i say "hey dude, don't be rude, i'm just takin selfies, no need for the 'tude" and it's all ok i'm just here to lose weight i don't care what they say coz i know i'm not gay yeah i know i'm not gay well i ain't lifted a finger sweat still drippin ears are ringin i can't help but keep on singin 'bout the perfect form i see right here i bet he likes to go huntin i'm thinkin 'bout footballs bein punted i love the heavin' and the gruntin' sweet sweet music to my ears and they say "oh hey, you're back today, can you stay over there and give me my space?" and i say "hey guy, you're givin me the eye, but i'm not gay so don't even try!" then they say "oh man, this shit again, you can't film in the locker room, don't make me throw hands" and i say "hey dude, don't be rude, i'm just takin selfies, no need for the 'tude" and it's all ok i'm just here to lose weight i don't care what they say coz i know i'm not gay yeah i know i'm not gay
