Baboon Business (Nordic Discord Challenge)

Didgeridoo, A Aboriginal Digeridoo Cabaré Song, Aboriginal Rhythms, African Percussion, Storytelling, Call and Response, Studio Quality

[Intro]
[Deep didgeridoo drone with jungle ambience]

[Verse 1]
Well I'm a baboon with attitude
Swinging through the safari with my red caboose
Tourists point their cameras at my behind
Taking booty pictures, if you don't mind!

My bright blue nose and my hairy face
Make me the supermodel of this safari place
Strike a pose, flash a grin, show my teeth
While the humans gasp from the jeep beneath!

[Chorus]
BABOON ON SAFARI! (Hoo-ha-hoo!)
With my red bottom shining! (Gra-ha-ha!)
BABOON ON SAFARI! (Waa-hoo-hoo!)
No need for explaining!
I'm just displaying my natural charm
Swinging from branch to branch with my hairy arms
BABOON ON SAFARI! (Ba-wa-hooo! Ba-wa-hooo!)

[Verse 2]
The lions may roar and the zebras may prance
But none of them do my signature dance
Hop on all fours, then scratch my rear
The tourists love it – that's why they're here!

Safari guides tell stories about me
"The legendary baboon of tree twenty-three"
I steal their lunches when they look away
It's all part of the baboon cabaret!

[Bridge - didgeridoo backing]
[Spoken word]
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present...
The most talented baboon on the continent!
Watch as I demonstrate my special skills:
Nose-picking! Tail-swinging! And synchronized bottom-wiggling!

[Verse 3]
The elephants trumpet, the hippos yawn
But I'm the real star from dusk till dawn
My bright red bottom is famous here
Safari's greatest souvenir!

I pose for photos, I steal some snacks
I jump on jeeps and I never look back
Living large in the safari zone
This baboon lifestyle is all my own!

[Final Chorus]
BABOON ON SAFARI! (Hoo-ha-hoo!)
With my red bottom shining! (Gra-ha-ha!)
BABOON ON SAFARI! (Waa-hoo-hoo!)
No need for explaining!
I'm just displaying my natural charm
Swinging from branch to branch with my hairy arms
BABOON ON SAFARI! (Ba-wa-hooo! Ba-wa-hooo!)

[Outro]
So if you're on safari, keep an eye out for me
I'll be the one with the red butt in the tree
And if you hear that didgeridoo sound
That's just my baboon anthem going down!

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[Intro] [Deep didgeridoo drone with jungle ambience] [Verse 1] Well I'm a baboon with attitude Swinging through the safari with my red caboose Tourists point their cameras at my behind Taking booty pictures, if you don't mind! My bright blue nose and my hairy face Make me the supermodel of this safari place Strike a pose, flash a grin, show my teeth While the humans gasp from the jeep beneath! [Chorus] BABOON ON SAFARI! (Hoo-ha-hoo!) With my red bottom shining! (Gra-ha-ha!) BABOON ON SAFARI! (Waa-hoo-hoo!) No need for explaining! I'm just displaying my natural charm Swinging from branch to branch with my hairy arms BABOON ON SAFARI! (Ba-wa-hooo! Ba-wa-hooo!) [Verse 2] The lions may roar and the zebras may prance But none of them do my signature dance Hop on all fours, then scratch my rear The tourists love it – that's why they're here! Safari guides tell stories about me "The legendary baboon of tree twenty-three" I steal their lunches when they look away It's all part of the baboon cabaret! [Bridge - didgeridoo backing] [Spoken word] Ladies and gentlemen, may I present... The most talented baboon on the continent! Watch as I demonstrate my special skills: Nose-picking! Tail-swinging! And synchronized bottom-wiggling! [Verse 3] The elephants trumpet, the hippos yawn But I'm the real star from dusk till dawn My bright red bottom is famous here Safari's greatest souvenir! I pose for photos, I steal some snacks I jump on jeeps and I never look back Living large in the safari zone This baboon lifestyle is all my own! [Final Chorus] BABOON ON SAFARI! (Hoo-ha-hoo!) With my red bottom shining! (Gra-ha-ha!) BABOON ON SAFARI! (Waa-hoo-hoo!) No need for explaining! I'm just displaying my natural charm Swinging from branch to branch with my hairy arms BABOON ON SAFARI! (Ba-wa-hooo! Ba-wa-hooo!) [Outro] So if you're on safari, keep an eye out for me I'll be the one with the red butt in the tree And if you hear that didgeridoo sound That's just my baboon anthem going down! © 2025 Ande Records Lyrics by Ande All rights reserved. https://ande-records.se/

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