*What it's Like to Be a Cop in LA County?

[intro short guitar solo] [verse 1] What it’s like to be a cop in LA County To chase evil motherduckers for no bounty To protect and serve people who hate us They post so much trash and constantly berate us [verse 2] But my dad was a respected LA cop My Sis a DA with solid chops We fill County Jail with tons of knuckleheads Think they’re getting over but they’re chuckleheads [prechorus] Sis and I will get you, lock you up Show respect don’t make us tune you up [chorus] So “GET YOUR ASS IN LINE BITCH!” You deal with us, Sis becomes the JUSTICE WITCH! I’m a ruthless warlock who will find you Throw you in my cage cuff hands behind you Get your act together! Your life will be better If you stay away from Sis and I forever! [verse 3] The people we protect and serve Threw me an outrageous curve They have no respect for us Seems more are getting on that bus [verse 4] It makes it hard to put my heart into it When the community wants no part of it Nobody’s seen squat Or they say they forgot [chorus] So “GET YOUR ASS IN LINE BITCH!” You deal with us, Sis becomes the JUSTICE WITCH! I’m a ruthless warlock who will find you Throw you in my cage cuff hands behind you Get your act together! Your life will be better If you stay away from Sis and I forever! [bridge] I’m not giving up But it’s a bitter cup I grin and bear it Sometimes my face wears it [chorus] So “GET YOUR ASS IN LINE BITCH!” You deal with us, Sis becomes the JUSTICE WITCH! I’m a ruthless warlock who will find you Throw you in my cage cuff hands behind you Get your act together! Your life will be better If you stay away from Sis and I forever! [outro] [spoken vocals with music] So that’s what it’s like to be a cop in LA County That’s my story, and I’m stickin’ to it [end song]