Check out HartØz's original version "I'm Not Fat..." Also check out the remix by DMC - Testing The Limits In Music "THE KINGDOMS TOO TALL" https://suno.com/s/NmYbBG7gHmk7QSRL Dedicated to all towering kings! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ [INTRO] Right then! Eyes up here! No, further up. There he is. Make way for your altitude! [VERSE 1] Walked in the court and the arch gave way It bowed to the crown on me head, I’d say Ceiling fan tried for a royal beheading Poor little thing overreacted at the wedding This throne’s too short and that table’s a joke Cupboard’s chest-high, the furniture’s broke Some chariots are tiny, but in I get shoved "Knees to chest, that’s how we roll, my love!" [PRE-CHORUS] They ask, “How’s the weather?” like no one has said it I say, “Dry. Bit stupid. Too ancient to take credit.” [CHORUS] I’m not too tall, no chance, not me The kingdom’s too short, that’s plain to see Built like a steeple, calm, refined If I scrape the plaster, that’s just poor design I don’t need less, this world needs more! Higher ceilings, wider doors! Dead straight face, and I mean it all I’m not too tall — your kingdom’s too small [VERSE 2] Every top shelf calls when the peasants are stuck “Your Majesty, help!!!” — well, you’re in luck I’ll fetch your biscuits, your jam, your pan That’s common grace from a towering man But while you’re down there, since you’re near me shoe, Would it be mad if you tied that too? Seems only fair if I’m reaching the sky You handle the ground work, now, don’t be shy! [CHORUS] I’m not too tall, no chance, not me The kingdom’s too short, that’s plain to see Built like a watchtower, straight and divine! Doorframes keep losing that fight with mine I don’t shrink down, I don’t stoop small Tell those builders to fix the hall! Cool as stone and twice as broad I’m not too tall — I’m perfect, by God! [BRIDGE] Right, listen up — this is governance If your chandeliers keep attacking the monarch, break them If your carriage seats require me kneecaps in me lungs, i will take my own carriage! If your people need jars off shelves, I’m available If I need me laces tied, congratulations, you’ve all got a purpose [BREAKDOWN] Knees to chest, that’s how we roll Royal limbs in a carriage bowl Head on the beam but I keep me pace Tall man’s curse with a king’s calm face Blessing and burden, crown and bruise Still wouldn’t trade for your lower views [CHANT BREAK] Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Look alive, I block the sun! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Tiny kingdom, taller one! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Mind your rafters, here I come! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Oi! [FINAL CHORUS] I’m not too tall, say it again This little realm just peaks at inch ten I’m castle-high in a cottage scheme A full-sized man in a pocket dream So make it wider, raise that wall! I won’t apologize at all! Straight-backed, unbothered, standing strong I’m not too tall — this world’s built wrong! [OUTRO] Yeah — fetch that ladder, lift those lights! Stretch the roof to proper height! Long live the king, above it all Not too tall. The Kingdom’s Too Small Oi!
