You walked in like a heatstroke, I’m peeling off my skin SPF is dripping, yeah, where do I begin? Got your mustard on my lips, I can’t resist Every bite's more painful than a chiropractor’s twist! *[Cymbal Crash]* I’m seeing double from the humidity You’re like a walking case of skin rigidity! *[Honk Honk]* Baby, tell me what you do (What’s that smell?) Got me craving every chew (Is it ham? It’s swell!) Perspiration’s pooling in my shoe *[Squish sound]* And I just wanna sneeze all over you! *[Loud A-choo!]* Tastes like mustard, sweet and mild! Tastes like bratwurst, drive me wild! Can’t get enough of that charcoal fire Baby, smells like campfire, tastes like a spare tire tonight! *(Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!)* Your body’s like a corn-dog, dripping in the sun Heatwave on my tastebuds, I’m coming undone! Every bite of gluten takes me out of control Got me tangled in your tinfoil, can’t let go! *(Look out, I’m fermenting!)* Baby, tell me what you do (Pass the slaw!) Got me craving every chew (Break the law!) Perspiration’s pooling in my shoe And I just wanna sneeze all over you! *[Duck call]* [Chorus: High Energy Polka] Tastes like mustard, sweet and mild! Tastes like bratwurst, drive me wild! Can’t get enough of that charcoal fire Baby, smells like campfire, tastes like a spare tire tonight! *[Accordion shredding in a circle-of-fifths progression]* *(Yodel-ay-dee-oh-lay-dee-oh-lay-dee-oh-HOOOO!)* Oh, salt me now (Pass the salt!) Oh, don’t slow down (I’m gaining weight!) Give me that deep-fried love (Extra grease!) All night long (I need an antacid!) Tastes like summer, tastes like a deli-tray tonight! You came in like a heatstroke, burning on my skin Sunlight dripping, man, I’m thin as a pin! Every bite of processed meat takes me out of control I’ve got a pumpernickel bagel in the depths of my soul! Tastes like mustard, sweet and mild! (Yellow and tangy, yeah!) Tastes like bratwurst, drive me wild! (Oh, pass the sauerkraut!) Can’t get enough of that charcoal fire (Watch the eyebrows!) Baby, tastes like summer, tastes like a sidewalk tonight! (A hot sidewalk!) Oh, salt me now (I’m bloating!) Oh, don’t slow down (Is that a fly?!) Give me that sweet, sweet lard (Heartburn!) All night long (Somebody call a doctor!) Tastes like summer, tastes like summer... *[Big Finish with Tuba and a Slide Whistle going DOWN]* *(Spoken: "I think I need a nap.")* *[Final Accordion Squeeze]*
