[verse] Keaton Bruh Did you drop off your resume at Costco? Yeah bro, but the manager was an opp What do you mean? I asked him for his Snap, then he said they weren’t hiring Face palm emoji [verse] Dad Yeah Tell mom we’re out of Protein Powder Just make some eggs Bro… Why we gotta be an ingredients house? You’ll survive without protein powder for a couple days I’m gonna lose my gym gains bro! Thumbs up emoji [chorus] Hey Dad I found a used BMW online for fifty thousand dollars Hard No Bro, that BMW is fire! How about a used Toyota Corolla for ten thousand dollars? Bruh! That’s mid It’s not a mid-sized SUV. It’s a car and you’re gonna be driving it. [verse] Keaton Bruh Did you eat mom’s chocolate almonds, she had hidden in the pantry? It wasn’t me Those were her sweet treat, she hid them on purpose. It wasn’t me You have chocolate on your face Oh yeah, I did, but I didn’t know Now we’re all gonna get it! [chorus] Hey Dad I found a used BMW online for fifty thousand dollars Hard No Bro, that BMW is fire! How about a used Toyota Corolla for ten thousand dollars? Bruh! That’s mid It’s not a mid-sized SUV. It’s a car and you’re gonna be driving it.
