[Verse 1] Listen here, folks, lemme tell ya the deal, Democrats are gonna make ya squeal, Free rent, free food, in three years you're done, Livin' in squalor, sufferin', dyin'—no fun! [Chorus] Have faith, have faith in me, buddy! Everything's comin', just believe, no muddy! Put your trust in the man, I'm tellin' you true, Have faith in me and I'll deliver to you! [Verse 2] Godless communists turnin' your nation to slums, Your churches are closin', your God's gonna run, Worst threat in two-fifty years, friend, But only I can stop it—the end! [Chorus] Have faith, have faith in me, baby! Everything's comin', maybe, just maybe! Put your trust in the man, I'm tellin' you straight, Have faith in me and you'll escape the squalor and hate! [Bridge - Spoken/Sung, fast] Now about those indictments, those trials, those docs— Forget about it! Just believe in the stocks! I promised the wall, I promised it all, But have faith this time, don't let me fall! [[Verse 3 - Suddenly honest, still upbeat] Here's the REAL deal, the truth that I'm sellin', Forget all that squalor I just finished tellin', It's about OWNING the Libs, that's the game, Protectin' me from prosecution and shame! The midterms ain't 'bout your groceries or rent, It's 'bout stoppin' congressional oversight, see? You sacrifice thirty dolls so I get just two, 'Cause savin' me matters more than savin' you! [Final Chorus] Have FAITH, have FAITH in me, NOW! Everything's comin', take my bow! Squalor or savior—the choice is on you, Have faith in me—forget about you! [Outro] Have faith... have faith... have faith in me...
