[Verse 1] I’m sitting in an office in Midtown On the fifteenth floor, by the copier line The blue bowl’s empty by noon now Just crumbs and a note that says “be kind” The good stuff’s gone by coffee break Gone like a train through a station door Now I’m eyeing a sad old packet Hiding behind the stapler drawer [Pre-Chorus] We had the pretzels We had the goldfish We had the little squares With the cinnamon twist Now there’s only dust And a protein bar That tastes like a shoebox Wrapped in a star [Chorus] We’ve run out of snacks We’ve run out of snacks In Midtown, baby We’ve run out of snacks Give me one more chip Give me one more crack We’ve run out of snacks We’ve run out of snacks [Verse 2] Janet brought peaches on Monday And someone hid candy in a file But by one-forty, every last cookie Had vanished in a managerial style The vending machine keeps judging us With its glass face and its sleepy hum I press my badge and pray for mercy But all I get is bubblegum [Pre-Chorus] We had the cheddar We had the granola We had the salty ones In the paper bowl Now the break room’s quiet Like a church at last And my stomach is singing From the empty past [Chorus] We’ve run out of snacks We’ve run out of snacks In Midtown, baby We’ve run out of snacks Give me one more chip Give me one more crack We’ve run out of snacks We’ve run out of snacks [Bridge] Maybe after lunch We’ll make a run downtown To the bodega with the red awning And the secret chips they keep around I’ll bring back the cookies You bring back the cheese We can save this office One small bag at ease [Final Chorus] We’ve run out of snacks We’ve run out of snacks In Midtown, baby We’ve run out of snacks Give me one more chip Give me one more crack We’ve run out of snacks We’ve run out of snacks (We’ve run out of snacks) (We’ve run out of snacks)
