Where's My Lawyer

funk bass, acoustic drums, breakbeat, female vocals, oldschool, funk bass

August 7, 2024 at 6:11 PMv3.5

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// © 2024 Dray
{
https://suno.com/@draystation

Made this song as a farewell to
one of my favorite channels
@ReadyLawyerOne who's
leaving Suno creation for now
to chase a career. ♫

Thanks for stopping by and
goodluck to our beloved sonar
sound expert! ♪
}
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[Intro]
*phone ringing*

[Elisa]
Hello?
He wa- He went where now...?
Oooh nonono, not my lawyer... not my lawyer!
(Ready... Lawyer... One...)

[Verse 1]
Okay you got me all wired up,
I just wanna go to the city and buy a lot,
but people put some glass below my car to make the tires pop.
Where's my lawyer? *📀*

Or, I had a dude trip and step on my kicks,
So of course I chased him down, I mean it is what it is,
But then just as I'm catching up, I get stopped by the cops,
And I'm just like... Where's my freaking lawyer?  *📀*

[Pre-Chorus]
Lawyer, Lawyer, nowhere to be found.
Damn, I thought he's always sticking around.
He was the man, always down for all the silly stuff,
But now when I try to call he's not picking up.

[Chorus]
Where's my lawyer?

(Bring him back!) (↑, ←, ↓, →)
(Bring him back!) (↑, →, ↓, ←)
(Bring him back!) (↑, ←, ↓, →)

Where's my lawyer?

(Bring him back!) (↑, ←, ↓, →)
(Bring him back!) (↑, →, ↓, ←)
(Bring him back!) (↑, ←, ↓, →)

Where's my lawyer?

[Bridge]
I guess he won’t come back
He never let me down
Now when I try to call
I hear his mailbox make a sonar sound

[Instrumental Break]
(Bring him back!) (↑, ←, ↓, →) (*toot*)
(Bring him back!) (↑, →, ↓, ←) (*toot*)
(Bring him back!) (↑, ←, ↓, →)
(Ready... Lawyer... One...)

[Verse 2]
Yeah. Try to call I get a toot-toot,
people steal my songs and put them on YouTube.
I threaten with a copyright strike but they don’t want to comply.
Where is my Lawyer.  *📀* Huh?

Yeah. You got me wondering but..
Maybe he moved on and got a new job.
Pick it up, I got a case forya
Where’s my freaking Lawyer?!  *📀*

[Pre-Chorus]
Lawyer, Lawyer, nowhere to be found,
Damn, I thought he's always sticking around.
He was the man, always down for all the silly stuff,
But now when I try to call, he's not picking up.

[Chorus]
Where's my lawyer? *📀*
(*toot*)
Where's my lawyer? *📀*
(*toot*)
Where's my lawyer? *📀*

Where's my...

[Instrumental]

*📀*

[More Instrumental]

[Outro]
So uuh ... I guess he's really not coming back huh?
.... Aaaaw maaaan! (↑, ←, ↓, →) (*toot*)
(Bring him back!) (↑, →, ↓, ←) (*toot*)
(Bring him back!) (↑, ←, ↓, →)

🟢*sonar boop out* :'(🟢

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ // © 2024 Dray { https://suno.com/@draystation Made this song as a farewell to one of my favorite channels @ReadyLawyerOne who's leaving Suno creation for now to chase a career. ♫ Thanks for stopping by and goodluck to our beloved sonar sound expert! ♪ } ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Intro] *phone ringing* [Elisa] Hello? He wa- He went where now...? Oooh nonono, not my lawyer... not my lawyer! (Ready... Lawyer... One...) [Verse 1] Okay you got me all wired up, I just wanna go to the city and buy a lot, but people put some glass below my car to make the tires pop. Where's my lawyer? *📀* Or, I had a dude trip and step on my kicks, So of course I chased him down, I mean it is what it is, But then just as I'm catching up, I get stopped by the cops, And I'm just like... Where's my freaking lawyer? *📀* [Pre-Chorus] Lawyer, Lawyer, nowhere to be found. Damn, I thought he's always sticking around. He was the man, always down for all the silly stuff, But now when I try to call he's not picking up. [Chorus] Where's my lawyer? (Bring him back!) (↑, ←, ↓, →) (Bring him back!) (↑, →, ↓, ←) (Bring him back!) (↑, ←, ↓, →) Where's my lawyer? (Bring him back!) (↑, ←, ↓, →) (Bring him back!) (↑, →, ↓, ←) (Bring him back!) (↑, ←, ↓, →) Where's my lawyer? [Bridge] I guess he won’t come back He never let me down Now when I try to call I hear his mailbox make a sonar sound [Instrumental Break] (Bring him back!) (↑, ←, ↓, →) (*toot*) (Bring him back!) (↑, →, ↓, ←) (*toot*) (Bring him back!) (↑, ←, ↓, →) (Ready... Lawyer... One...) [Verse 2] Yeah. Try to call I get a toot-toot, people steal my songs and put them on YouTube. I threaten with a copyright strike but they don’t want to comply. Where is my Lawyer. *📀* Huh? Yeah. You got me wondering but.. Maybe he moved on and got a new job. Pick it up, I got a case forya Where’s my freaking Lawyer?! *📀* [Pre-Chorus] Lawyer, Lawyer, nowhere to be found, Damn, I thought he's always sticking around. He was the man, always down for all the silly stuff, But now when I try to call, he's not picking up. [Chorus] Where's my lawyer? *📀* (*toot*) Where's my lawyer? *📀* (*toot*) Where's my lawyer? *📀* Where's my... [Instrumental] *📀* [More Instrumental] [Outro] So uuh ... I guess he's really not coming back huh? .... Aaaaw maaaan! (↑, ←, ↓, →) (*toot*) (Bring him back!) (↑, →, ↓, ←) (*toot*) (Bring him back!) (↑, ←, ↓, →) 🟢*sonar boop out* :'(🟢