[Verse 1] Take it out the dryer still warm do not wait Shake it once get the corners straight Find the two short end corners first That is where the amateurs disperse Slip one corner over the other hand Now you got a pocket you understand Repeat that on the long side bring them all together Four corners nested that is how you weather [Chorus] Folding fitted sheets like it is nothing to me Corners nested edges clean as they can be Rectangle on the bed flat no wrinkles showing Linen closet stacked and organized going Fitted sheet folded that is what I do Nobody taught me I just figured it through Rectangle flat elastic tucked inside Folding fitted sheets is a source of pride [Verse 2] Now you got a bundle lay it on the bed Fold the elastic inward that is what I said Straighten out the edges smooth it with your palm Everything deliberate everything calm Fold it into thirds the long way first Even tension on both sides rehearsed Then fold it into thirds the other way Clean rectangle every single day [Chorus] Folding fitted sheets like it is nothing to me Corners nested edges clean as they can be Rectangle on the bed flat no wrinkles showing Linen closet stacked and organized going Fitted sheet folded that is what I do Nobody taught me I just figured it through Rectangle flat elastic tucked inside Folding fitted sheets is a source of pride [Bridge] You out here balling it up and stuffing it in the closet Lumpy chaotic that is a deposit Of future problems when you pull it out again Wrinkled and twisted fighting you till the end I pull mine out flat already aligned Shakes open perfect every single time Takes me forty five seconds on a bad day Thirty on a good one I timed it that way [Verse 3] Stack it with the flat sheet and the pillowcases Everything belonging in its proper places Fold facing out so you can see the set Grab one piece you get them all no sweat Linen closet looking like a catalog page Every shelf organized by size and stage Guest room ready on a moments notice Company coming I am already focused [Chorus] Folding fitted sheets like it is nothing to me Corners nested edges clean as they can be Rectangle on the bed flat no wrinkles showing Linen closet stacked and organized going Fitted sheet folded that is what I do Nobody taught me I just figured it through Rectangle flat elastic tucked inside Folding fitted sheets is a source of pride [Outro] Yeah Forty five seconds Corners nested Elastic tucked Rectangle Not a ball Never a ball Fold facing out So you can see the pattern Guest room ready At all times At all times That is just called Being ready
