Rare Hen Eggs

Rare Hen Eggs Rare hen eggs Rare hen eggs Rare hen eggs Rare hen eggs There’s a clutch in the coop called the egg brigade Rolling through the straw like a midnight raid With shells so tough and a swagger so mean Cracking the peace like you've never seen Lady chicks gathered round in their soft white fluff They whispered and shivered when the rollin' got rough Eggshell menace with a mighty crack Promising chaos, never looking back Oh they're the egg bandits, fear them or fight Breaking the calm in the henhouse at night Oval trouble ruled by a wild brute force Got the lady chicks running with no recourse They roll so slowly with a wicked spin Flexin’ those curves makes the chicks give in No one stopped this egg hurricane Turning calm farm life into pure insane Oh they're the egg bandits, fear them or fight Breaking the calm in the henhouse at night Oval trouble ruled by a wild brute force Got the lady chicks running with no recourse Then one brave chick Shining Stood tall With a chirp Sharp voice giving the call "Eggs, come on! I'm in the right mood" The biggest egg was quite a dude And the chick became... broody nude Then the eggs were thinking "more" And they rolled in more hens from the store They said hello little quail Now it's time for another tale... Shells were cracking one time more Quails said "we need help for sure" (Random Noises) The egg brigade had to go to court It was just a sport, they said with a snort But the judge didn't laugh at all The egg bandits took a great fall But then they made a small appeal "It's just some yolk, no big deal" "I identify as a free-range hen" "You are a rooster," said Judge Gwen The rare hen eggs locked behind bars Together with birds from other farms Guards can't believe it, they stop and stare There’s broody chicks everywhere Oh they're the egg bandits, fear them or fight Breaking the calm in the henhouse at night Oval trouble ruled by a wild brute force Got the lady chicks running with no recourse Rare hen eggs Rare hen eggs Rare hen eggs Rare hen eggs