B&B

There’s a cold full moon And a bump in the night Me and my baby A terrible fright Lightening flashes Hear the owls screech Goosebumps are forming Ghosts or just sheets Shiver me timbers As scared as it gets I filled my pants here It’s smelling like shit This mansion be haunted The town folk all rant Wife didn’t believe em Till she wet her pants Scurry of mice heard Are those vampire bats? Is that there a hickey I want my money back No doubt about it It’s the worse B&B The service is lacking No wonder it’s free! Shiver me timbers As scared as it gets I filled my pants here And it’s smelling like shit This mansion be haunted All the town folk rant Wife didn’t believe em Till she wet her pants Candle lights flicker It’s hotel from hell It’s Mara something Crappy owner pray tell The night mare be over I’m taking a stance Don’t order tacos Or you’re be changing yer pants. Shiver me timbers As scared as it gets I filled my pants here And it’s smelling like shit This mansion be haunted All the town folk rant Wife didn’t believe em Till she wet her pants