One-oh-eight stitches Even tension, join in round Not twisted… relief Knit one, purl one Rib two inches Gauge matches All is alright Steam from my tea Cat in my lap Up all night I am no stereotype I am not a cliché I just like cats, herbal teas And sweaters made right You think you’ve got me figured out — Not quite I just like cats, herbal teas And sweaters made right Stockinette now Knit every round Count to twenty Pause… count again Cable left Cable right Cross sits clean Pull it tight Row by row Not perfect? Repeat Steam from my tea Cat in my lap Up all night I am no stereotype I am not a cliché I just like cats, herbal teas And sweaters made right You think you’ve got me figured out — Not quite I just like cats, herbal teas And sweaters made right A hundred ways to make a loop Twist and turn, it follows my beat Cold steel resting in my hand Casting on exactly as planned One-oh-eight Count Recount Once more No dropped stitch No loose thread One-oh-eight I am no stereotype I am not a cliché I just like cats, herbal teas And sweaters made right Bind off clean Block it flat Sweaters made right I’m staying in tonight


