[Verse 1] Granny got the ham, glazed up nice, Candied yams got sugar, syrup, spice. Uncle June said, “Just a little slice…” Three hours later, he done fixed his plate twice. [Chorus] 🎶 It’s a Blood Sugar Christmas, Lord have mercy, A plate of mac and cheese, sweet tea so thirsty. Doctor said slow down, but they don’t hear a sound, ‘Til their sugar hits the ceiling and comes crashin’ down! 🎶 [Verse 2] Cousin Pearl got the pound cake stacked, With a frosting so sweet it made Daddy lean back. Auntie May brought the jello mold shake, Now everybody’s feet startin’ to ache. [Bridge – Spoken Soul w/ Funk Guitar] 🎙️ Uncle Willie lost his keys, started shoutin’ at the wall, “Somebody stole my Buick!” – he swore to us all. But little Jamal found ‘em — Lord, what a show... Right in his shoe — that neuropathy blow! [Chorus] 🎶 It’s a Blood Sugar Christmas, time to confess, They knew the pie was good but forgot the stress. The insulin’s out, the meters beepin’ low, But that gravy train still got to roll! 🎶 [Verse 3] Mama’s in the kitchen mixin’ cornbread love, Papa’s eyes rollin’ like stars above. “Lord,” he says, “if I get through tonight— I’m eatin’ lettuce ‘til the next Frosty flight!” [Breakdown – Children’s Choir Echoes Over Funk] 🎶 “Too much pie!” — Too much pie! 🎶 “My sugar’s high!” — My sugar’s high! 🎶 “But it’s Christmas!” — It’s Christmas time! 🎶 “So one more slice, and I’ll be fine!” — …one more slice and I’ll be fine! [Final Chorus – Big Gospel Finish] 🎶 It’s a Blood Sugar Christmas, all love, no shame, The family’s together — and that’s the aim. We might spike high, but our hearts stay true, With greens, grace, and gravy too! 🎶
