[Intro] [Verse] There’s a bohemian girl Who works at the mall Her septum is pierced She wears overalls I got her number and called her up We went on the date and she wanted to fuck [Chorus] I said, “Let me see your hairy pits, Arms raised high with your saggy tits. They both hang over to the side Such an imperfect sight makes my sea men rise.” Her bush is full between her legs Can’t even see where I’m going in She smells like corn chips and body odor Smiles with a missing tooth when I fully load her [Bridge] We’ve had sex now several times She made granola bars for me I have to go thrifting mason jars She likes to pickle everything [Verse] One night while snuggling in her camper van She told me that she loved me and took my hand Her dad is a multi-millionaire who works in Japan Now I’m rich and we’re going to Burning Man! [Chorus] Now let me see those hairy pits Arms raised high with your saggy tits They both hang over to the side Such an imperfect sight makes my sea men rise A bush so full between your legs Can’t even see where I’m sliding in You smell like cigarettes and onion powder Scream when I fill you with my thick clam chowder [End]
