F this Ford Ranger

Had a beat-up Hilux, paint scratched to hell But that bastard never missed a beat, always ran well. Five Rocks every weekend, she’d chew up the track, Now I’m bogged to me arsehole, tryin’ to push this crap back. I must confess it’s a full-blown P.O.S. Fuck this Ford Ranger, shoulda kept me Toyota. This fuckin’ thing beeps when I open the door. It beeps when I piss, when I fart, even more, The dash lights flash like a bloody disco show. But when I floor the fucker, it still won’t go. I must confess it’s a full-blown P.O.S. Fuck this Ford Ranger, shoulda kept me Toyota. Fuck this Ford Ranger, shoulda kept me Toyota. Fuck this Ford Ranger Fuck this Ford Ranger Fuck this Ford Ranger, shoulda kept me Toyota. Fuck this Ford Ranger, shoulda kept me Toyota. (Stop)(Quicker than a Ranger in the sand at Five Rocks) It’s been in the shop for four months straight Fix one fuckin’ thing, then it’s somethin’ new to hate Blew up somethin’, cooked the head, a mystery smell. Found a dead rat in the fucker, now it stinks like hell I must confess it’s a full-blown P.O.S. Fuck this Ford Ranger, shoulda kept me Toyota Fuck this Ford Ranger Fuck this Ford Ranger Fuck this Ford Ranger, shoulda kept me Toyota. Fuck this Ford Ranger Fuck this Ford Ranger Fuck this Ford Ranger, shoulda kept me Toyota. (Stop)(Quicker than a Ranger in the sand at Five Rocks. She gets stuck in limp mode every time, I know!! Revvin’ like a bastard she still won’t go. I miss that Hilux, even though she was old, She’d climb a fuckin’ mountain and never fuckin’ fold. I must confess, it’s a full-blown P.O.S. Fuck this Ford Ranger, shoulda kept me Toyota One day I’ll trade this lemon back in Tell the dealer “take this shitbox for a spin” Gonna save me dosh and swear on me life Next ride’ll be a Hilux—might even name it “The Wife”… Fuck this Ford Ranger Fuck this Ford Ranger, I’ll bloody get a, Fuck this Ford Ranger.