[B2B (Business to Battlefield)] [Intro: Extremely Ska-guitar riff, Walking-Bass, sharp horn stabs] (Verse 1) Welcome to the hall, grab a lanyard at the door Booth forty-two, we’re expanding to the floor New polymer casing, reduced thermal bloom Fits in the hand like a promise in a tomb We’re targeting growth in the littoral zone Export-compliant, low-maintenance drone The demo goes live in the courtyard at three Scan the QR code — see what it does to a knee (Chorus) It’s B2B! It’s B2B! Scalable solutions for your infantry! Clean deployment, hassle-free! Quarterly projections looking great to me! It’s B2B! It’s B2B! Redefining kinetic delivery! (Verse 2) Listen to the pitch: we’re bypassing the red tape Smart-munition payload, autonomous shape Post-conflict clearance? We’ve outsourced the risk Margins stay high and the turnover’s brisk We don’t do politics, we just supply The logistics of who, where, and why Signature required on the carbon-copy bill There's a fifteen percent rebate for the volume of the kill (Chorus) It’s B2B! It’s B2B! Scalable solutions for your infantry! Clean deployment, hassle-free! Quarterly projections looking great to me! It’s B2B! It’s B2B! Redefining kinetic delivery! (Bridge - Tempo doubles, Ska-Punk breakdown, heavy staccato brass) Networking drinks in the VIP lounge Canapés, champagne, listen to the sound: Not a single scream, not a drop of red Just a board-level handshake over the dead! Sign here! Sign here! Sign here! (Guitar / Horn Solo) Customer satisfaction measured after impact. (And the warranty? Void if the target talks back.) (Chorus) It’s B2B! It’s B2B! Scalable solutions for your infantry! Clean deployment, hassle-free! Quarterly projections looking great to me! It’s B2B! It’s B2B! Redefining kinetic delivery! (Outro) Thank you for attending the Defense Expo 2026. Complimentary pens are available at the exit.
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