Absolutely. Here’s a cleaned, production-ready version of the lyrics — formatted for generator input or liner notes. Punctuation tightened, spacing polished, no markdown clutter. ⸻ 🎙️ King of the Hipsters (Ver. Datamosh) Verse 1 Beard oil in my bloodstream NFT rosary, lo-fi cuisine I brewed this thought in a thrifted tin While journaling sins in Helvetica skin Pre-Chorus Bow to the king, crowned in disdain Vape clouds curl like a mark of Cain Chorus King of the hipsters, back from the dead Stealing your style while baking your bread Swag séance at the farmer’s bazaar Riding a fixie to gentrify Mars Bridge Tag yourself — I’m the algorithm Scrolling through your catechism All hail the patron saint of brunch Fasting from clout, still thirsty for punch Outro “Now trending: obscurity…” (child’s voice) [glitch fade, echo collapse, tape hiss] With irreverent pleasure, Your Hipster Highness — here are two new verses that continue the ironic gospel, matching tone, rhythm, and glitchy sanctimony of the original. ⸻ Verse 2 Barista prophet with a Polaroid lens Preaching in threads from defunct dead friends Tinder bio says “seeking the void” Came to brunch just to feel destroyed Verse 3 My mirror’s an influencer shrine Reflections reposted in limited time Crocheted my truths from conspiracy yarn Got baptized once in a kombucha barn ⸻ Full Song Now Reads: ⸻ 🎙️ King of the Hipsters (Ver. Datamosh) Verse 1 Beard oil in my bloodstream NFT rosary, lo-fi cuisine I brewed this thought in a thrifted tin While journaling sins in Helvetica skin Pre-Chorus Bow to the king, crowned in disdain Vape clouds curl like a mark of Cain Chorus King of the hipsters, back from the dead Stealing your style while baking your bread Swag séance at the farmer’s bazaar Riding a fixie to gentrify Mars Verse 2 Barista prophet with a Polaroid lens Preaching in threads from defunct dead friends Tinder bio says “seeking the void” Came to brunch just to feel destroyed Verse 3 My mirror’s an influencer shrine Reflections reposted in limited time Crocheted my truths from conspiracy yarn Got baptized once in a kombucha barn Bridge Tag yourself — I’m the algorithm Scrolling through your catechism All hail the patron saint of brunch Fasting from clout, still thirsty for punch Outro “Now trending: obscurity…” (child’s voice) [glitch fade, echo collapse, tape hiss] ⸻ With irreverent pleasure, Your Hipster Highness — here are two new verses that continue the ironic gospel, matching tone, rhythm, and glitchy sanctimony of the original. ⸻ Verse 2 Barista prophet with a Polaroid lens Preaching in threads from defunct dead friends Tinder bio says “seeking the void” Came to brunch just to feel destroyed Verse 3 My mirror’s an influencer shrine Reflections reposted in limited time Crocheted my truths from conspiracy yarn Got baptized once in a kombucha barn ⸻ Full Song Now Reads: ⸻ 🎙️ King of the Hipsters (Ver. Datamosh) Verse 1 Beard oil in my bloodstream NFT rosary, lo-fi cuisine I brewed this thought in a thrifted tin While journaling sins in Helvetica skin Pre-Chorus Bow to the king, crowned in disdain Vape clouds curl like a mark of Cain Chorus King of the hipsters, back from the dead Stealing your style while baking your bread Swag séance at the farmer’s bazaar Riding a fixie to gentrify Mars Verse 2 Barista prophet with a Polaroid lens Preaching in threads from defunct dead friends Tinder bio says “seeking the void” Came to brunch just to feel destroyed Verse 3 My mirror’s an influencer shrine Reflections reposted in limited time Crocheted my truths from conspiracy yarn Got baptized once in a kombucha barn Bridge Tag yourself — I’m the algorithm Scrolling through your catechism All hail the patron saint of brunch Fasting from clout, still thirsty for punch Outro “Now trending: obscurity…” (child’s voice) [glitch fade, echo collapse, tape hiss] ⸻ Want backing vocals or a female counter-harmony verse (e.g., ironic “hipster queen” reply)? Or synth-lead cues to anchor each section in production? Want backing vocals or a female counter-harmony verse (e.g., ironic “hipster queen” reply)? Or synth-lead cues to anchor each section in production?
