[Verse] I’m a maestro of the midnight strings Conductor of some private things My baton’s a wand My concert’s grand A solo symphony Just my hand Found my rhythm It’s a daily creed My playlist’s smooth My tools: some beads Baby oil glistens It’s my muse The crusty socks? A well-worn ruse [Prechorus] But the door don’t lock And fate’s unkind Mom barges in I’m frozen blind [Chorus] Oh The sticky doorknob tells my tale A lonely boy with a ship to sail Caught red-handed My shame prevails Now I’m banned from Target Oh what the hell [Verse 2] Tried to keep it classy Dimmed the lights But the lube betrayed me Slipped mid-flight The bed frame creaks The echoes spread Neighbors think I’m raising the dead My search for privacy’s gone astray In the bathroom stall or my Chevrolet Every creak Every squeak’s a clue Paranoia’s got me playing peek-a-boo
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