Out in the woods, pitch black nightmare, Zipped in my tent, chillin' without a care. Rustle in bushes, think it's pizza delivery, But nope, it's a freak with limbs all quivery! Pale like a ghost on a diet gone wrong, Elbows like noodles, legs ten feet long. It's bendin' over, peekin' in my flap, I yell "Extra cheese? Nah, this is a trap!" Whispers creep in, "Human, you're mine..." I laugh it off, "Dude, get in line! Ain't no monster ruinin' my s'mores roast, You look like a scarecrow that's seen a ghost!" Skinwalker comin', limbs like spaghetti, Grabbin' my toe, yellin' "Party confetti!" Tent's my piñata, swingin' wild and free, Campin' catastrophe, what a comedy! (Haha, splat! You're it!) Stealin' my flashlight, dancin' all goofy, Creepy yet funny, actin' super loopy! Skin stretched thin like old balloon rubber, Bones twistin' 'round like a pretzel lover. I shout "Hey robo-yeti, wrong campsite gig!" But it's draggin' me out for a midnight jig. Think it's yoga class, downward dog from hell, Limbs all akimbo, ringin' my death knell. I grab my hot dog, wave it like a sword, "Back off, freakshow, or get super bored!" Voices in the dark, "Join the twisted pack..." I snicker through fear, "Nah, send you back! You owe me for therapy after this mess, Monster mishap, what a distress!" Skinwalker comin', limbs like spaghetti, Grabbin' my toe, yellin' "Party confetti!" Tent's my piñata, swingin' wild and free, Campin' catastrophe, what a comedy! (Haha, splat! You're it!) Stealin' my flashlight, dancin' all goofy, Creepy yet funny, actin' super loopy! Wind howls louder, "Be my eternal pet..." I burst out gigglin', "You ain't caught me yet! Look like a clown car crashed in the trees, Absurd apparition, bringin' me to my knees. But hey, if you're hungry, try my trail mix... Wait, no! That's my leg, you sneaky tricks!" "Ouch! That's not funny... or is it?" Skinwalker comin', limbs like spaghetti, Grabbin' my toe, yellin' "Party confetti!" Tent's my piñata, swingin' wild and free, Campin' catastrophe, what a comedy! (Haha, splat! You're it!) Stealin' my flashlight, dancin' all goofy, Creepy yet funny, actin' super loopy! Fade to black, creature's flossin' with glee, But hey, at least I got the story for free... "Camping? Never again! Haha... help?"
