[Verse] If Snow White isn't satisfied with seven Could you really be surprised when Prince Charming goes for seconds Peter Pan's got a private collection Tinker Bell always stuck on the ex Well You ain't never had a friend like him Little Miss Muffet sittin' on a tuffet Drinkin' Jack and Jill's liquor Snow White said "Come and kiss me Baby" Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater had a wife but every other night he would beat her Unhappily ever after [Prechorus] Humpty Dumpty was pushed The sky's fallin' in So tell me [Chorus] Why Oh Why Oh Why Does the Queen of Hearts Always pick the ace of spades For a one night stand? And when she gets played Is it all part of the plan For Wonderland to become A wasteland With no happy ending? [Verse 2] Little Miss Muffet had enough of it Cried "I won't have it That filthy habit All of my friends They're fucking savages" But her sheep and Bo Peep are sleepin' in the same bed And it's got her seein' red So Mother Goose's got a real excuse To leave and fly south 'cause they want her out But she found herself in a sunburnt hell And her soul was sold by the Queen of Hearts With her legs spread wide apart [Prechorus] A fairytale from hell And The sky's fallin' in So tell me [Chorus] Why Oh Why Oh Why Does the Queen of Hearts Always pick the ace of spades For a one night stand? And when she gets played Is it all part of the plan For Wonderland to become A wasteland With no happy ending? [Verse 3] So Mother Goose's got a real excuse To leave and fly south 'cause they want her out But she found herself in a sunburnt hell And her soul was sold by the Queen of Hearts With her legs spread wide apart See Snow White lost her Prince Charming To Humpty Dumpty Who has no heart So she moved on And it didn't take long 'Til she was cheating with the real Peter Pan Oh What a fuckin' wasteland [Bridge] The king is gone and the kingdom is broken And I'm the only one who's willing to notice The system's corrupted But in between They're all tellin' you There's no happy ending No happy ending [Outro] No happy ending No happy ending No happy ending No happy ending
