AYY! Lemme tell ya ’bout Juan... That’s Juan with an O-N-E. HA! [Verse 1 ] Had me a friend named Juan He spelt it Oh En E I know how it sounds but come on Dog had Riz with a Zee “SheeeeHaa!” Why’d you spell it like that? Curiosity got me one day Beneath the brim of his cowboy hat “Cause Juan is number One I say” said NUMBER ONE! [CHORUS ] Juan was One yeah, One of a kind ONE! Five-foot-three but ten-foot-nine HEY! Gold in his mug, little tilt in his hat Whole room knew when Juan walked in like that Juan was One numero uno UNO! Cooler than cool everywhere he’d go Little bit country, little gigolo fun There might be plenty others But there was only Juan! “ONLY JUAN!” [Verse 2 ] His grill was plated gold He’d blind you with a smile Yeah you’d say ol’ Juan was bold His ’fit was Gaucho style “Look at that boy! Bolo tie and GOLD Tipped Boots!” The cackle he had for a laugh Would draw the chica's near Everyone would clear a path When he’d holler out “JUAN IS HERE!” [CHORUS ] Juan was One yeah, One of a kind ONE! Five-foot-three but ten-foot-nine HEY! Gold in his mug, little tilt in his hat Whole room knew when Juan walked in like that Juan was One numero uno UNO! Cooler than cool everywhere he’d go Little bit country, little gigolo fun There might be plenty others But there was only Juan! “ONLY JUAN!” [Verse 3 ] He’d say “you understand my friend?” “Here, Juan is a giant you see” I’d laugh under breath trying not to offend Cause Juan was only five foot three “Five-three!” But he walked with John Wayne swagger And Dude’s confidence was fit to be had His favorite music was Willie, Wayland and Haggard Said “The new stuff is really really bad” Damn right, Juan! Wait... What? Juan! ONE! Juan! ONE! Who walked in? JUAN! Who’s number One? JUAN! HA-HA-HAAA! [Verse 4 ] Yeah I’d say he was right about number “One” Being that he just didn’t give a care Everyone should be cool as Juan Givin’ the world that don't care stare “How you doin’?” Ol’ Juan died in his sixty-eighties Still dancing and drinking every night The party celebrating him filled with ladies Fitting ending to the man, "I said it", that’s right [FINAL CHORUS ] Juan was One yeah, One of a kind ONE! Five-foot-three but ten-foot-nine HEY! Gold in his mug, little tilt in his hat Even heaven knew when Juan walked in like that Juan was One numero uno UNO! Probably struttin’ wherever he goes Little bit country, little gigolo fun There’ll never be another JUAN! “NUMBER ONE!” [Outro ] Five-foot-three... Ten-foot attitude. Numero uno, baby. Juan!
