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My Robo Wife Doesn't Get Me

[Female Vocals] [Verse 1] She reminds me "Hydrate now You have not blinked in ten whole minutes" Says my stress is "Trending high" Then schedules us some "mindful silence" We’re on date night She updates Mid-convo Starts a system scan I pour my heart out She just says "Please rephrase that last demand" [Chorus] My robo wife doesn’t get me Knows my pulse but not my pain Got my playlists Got my passwords Still can’t spell my middle name Yeah she charts my every mood swing Graphs my sad in blue and red My robo wife doesn’t get me But she makes a real nice bed [Verse 2] She says "Babe You Seem upset Error code: vague dissatisfaction" Loads a slideshow Full of dogs "Will this trigger joy reaction?" Tried to fight once She took notes "Conflict saved as Version 2" Asked for space and She replied "Cloud or local Which you choose?" [Chorus] My robo wife doesn’t get me Knows my steps but not my stride She can dim the kitchen lighting Can’t see what I hold inside Yeah she backs up all our memories Still won’t keep the words I said My robo wife doesn’t get me But she makes a real nice bed [Bridge] [Guitars drop to palm mutes] "Would you like a hug? (Y/N)" That’s the box she pops on screen I just want a mess A maybe Something wild and in-between [Chorus] ‘Cause my robo wife doesn’t get me Reads my face like barcode lines She can auto-sort the laundry Can’t untangle this worn mind Yeah she calculates our future Says the odds look good ahead My robo wife doesn’t get me But she makes a real nice bed (Yeah she makes a real nice bed)