[Intro – Spoken, very serious] Today... I shall create... a masterpiece. Three minutes. Acoustic. Intimate. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? [Verse 1] I asked for one guitar, You gave me seventeen. I asked for something intimate, You hired a football team. I said, “No drums, no choir, Just vocals, soft and clear.” Then suddenly a gospel group Is screaming in my ear. [Pre-Chorus] I wrote it in the prompt! I wrote it twice! I even used CAPITAL LETTERS! Why?! [Chorus] Suno! What have you done?! I asked for three minutes — You gave me one! Suno! Where did that banjo come from?! This was supposed to be A sad acoustic song! No crowd! No clapping! No cinematic gun! I only wanted music... SUNO, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! [Verse 2] “Portuguese from Portugal,” I carefully explained. Then someone starts singing Like they're dancing in the rain. I asked for female vocals, A whisper, warm and low. A Viking man appeared instead: [Deep Male Voice] “OOOOOH, MY LOOOOOVE!” [Female Spoken] Who are you?! [Verse 3] I asked for twenty seconds Before the vocals start. The singer jumped in instantly And nearly stopped my heart. Then finally — perfection! The melody! The voice! The chorus made me emotional... At last! The perfect choice! [Sudden Glitch] ...and then it pronounced one word completely wrong. [Silence] No. No, no, no. NOOOOO! [Final Chorus – Increasingly Chaotic] SUNO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! The drums are back! The choir has come! There's jazz! There's metal! Someone brought an accordion! WHO INVITED THE ACCORDION?! I asked for simple! I asked for ONE! But somehow... ...this is actually quite good. [Outro – Spoken] Save. Download. Masterpiece. Tomorrow I'll make another one. [Suno generates something completely different] ...Oh, for God's sake.
