Last Christmas (cynical parody edition)

Verse 1 Last Christmas, I played along But the very next day, it all felt wrong This year, to save me some stress I’ll give it to no one, I guess Verse 2 Last Christmas, I followed the plan Said all the right things, shook every hand This year, I’m changing the script I’m opting out — I’m done with it Pre-Chorus Once burned and twice tired I keep my distance, but I’m still required Tell me “relax,” tell me “don’t stress” Well, it’s been a year — I’m still a mess Chorus A crowded room, fake laughs, tired eyes I’m hiding from questions and forced replies My God, I thought this year I’d cope Me? I guess I still over-hope Verse 3 Last Christmas, I tried to believe That joy was something I’d finally feel This year, I lowered the bar Staying home feels safer by far Pre-Chorus Once burned, now I know Seasonal cheer doesn’t help me grow Say “be present,” say “be kind” I’m dissociating — not unkind Chorus A crowded room, fake laughs, tired eyes I’m hiding from questions and forced replies My God, I swore this year I’d cope Me? I guess I still over-hope Outro Last Christmas, I gave it my best This year, I’m choosing rest