[Verse 1] They said, "Hang on, kid, your face will change" Puberty's a train with a one-way ticket range You'll wake up pretty, you'll finally shine So I checked the mirror every morning at nine Still a noodle in a secondhand shirt Weak-ass biceps and a permanent smirk No big muscles, no strong chin Just the same old me with the same old skin [Pre-Chorus] I waited through the cracking voice I waited like I had a choice [Chorus] Where's my glow up? Was it lost in the mail? Did the delivery guy derail? Is it VIP, is it pay-per-view? Did I miss a form I'm supposed to do? I kept refreshing, but nothing came through Life sold me a dream and forgot to renew Where's my glow up? Tell me, what did I buy? How much time is too much time? [Verse 2] Maybe there's a subscription plan With a better jawline for an extra grand Maybe I clicked "skip" on the upgrade screen Maybe pretty got stuck in quarantine My friends got shoulders, I got sleeves My arms look borrowed from a pile of leaves I flex so hard and the room stays calm The only thing growing is the list of cons [Pre-Chorus] I waited through the awkward phase It built a house and stayed for days [Chorus] Where's my glow up? Was it lost in the mail? Did the delivery guy derail? Is it VIP, is it pay-per-view? Did I miss a form I'm supposed to do? I kept refreshing, but nothing came through Life sold me a dream and forgot to renew Where's my glow up? Tell me, what did I buy? How much time is too much time? [Bridge] Maybe I'm late, maybe I'm cursed Maybe the fine print said "results may get worse" Maybe the shine was never mine Maybe I look better under bad lighting Hey, future me, if you get this page Please send a chin and a reasonable wage I don't need a statue, I don't need a crown Just one shirt that doesn't hang straight down [Final Chorus] Where's my glow up? Was it lost in the mail? Did the package sink or fail? Is it VIP, is it pay-per-view? Did I miss a form I'm supposed to do? I kept refreshing, but nothing came through Life sold me a dream and forgot to renew Where's my glow up? Fine, keep your prize I'll make my own with these noodle thighs How much time is too much time? Guess I'll be late and still be mine [Outro] No strong chin, no magazine grin Weak-ass biceps, let the joke begin If pretty takes forever to arrive I'll show up ugly and stay alive
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