1985, Oatmeal turned 0, V.1, Titanic, World War 2, Netherlands, Seattle, California, Oregon, Suno AI

1985, Oatmeal was born, on the 11th of February, in Forest Grove; to M & M, an accountant from Seattle, and Donald from Los Angeles; Oatmeal's grandpa, Peter Rasp, almost died on the Titanic; but beer got Peter's dad lost; so they literally missed the boat; they were from Amsterdam, what a jam; sometimes a disaster becomes a miracle; Oatmeal's maternal grandparents on the other hand were in World War 2; Oatmeal grew up with many problems; autism, bipolar, dyslexia, lactose intolerance, Treacher Collins, tubes for ears, glasses for eyes; grew up in a trailer park ghetto on the wrong side of the tracks you might say; regardless of which side of the tracks you're, you're welcome to join the goddamn Oatmeal Discord Server which is drowning in a sea of weirdos who are actively scarring away cool people [Chorus] Oatmeal is Johnny Five, just trying to survive; Oatmeal is kind of slow, but he is really flow