[Verse 1] I saw a cow jump over Main Street last night Said she was headed for a Nashville spotlight My truck grew wings and flew me to the moon And Elvis called, said he’ll be back real soon [Pre-Chorus] There’s a fish that sings in perfect key And it just signed a deal on TV [Chorus] If you believe this, I got stories to sell Magic beans and a wishing well A bridge out west with your name on the sign Step right up, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime If you believe this, oh honey, don’t blink I got oceanfront land you can buy real cheap Truth gets twisted just a little bit On April 1st—if you believe this [Verse 2] My dog just learned how to drive my car He’s heading out to be a country star My coffee talks and it knows my name Says I’ll be rich by the end of the day [Pre-Chorus] There’s a rooster laying golden eggs And a two-step dance that cures regrets [Chorus] If you believe this, I got stories to sell Magic beans and a wishing well A bridge out west with your name on the sign Step right up, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime If you believe this, oh honey, don’t blink I got oceanfront land you can buy real cheap Truth gets twisted just a little bit On April 1st—if you believe this [Bridge] Well I might be foolin’, might be playin’ But you gotta admit it sounds entertainin’ So take it all with a grain of salt Or you’ll be laughin’ when the truth gets caught [Breakdown / Spoken] “Wait… you actually believed that?!” [Final Chorus] If you believe this, you’re my kind of fun Laughin’ loud in the April sun A little mischief never hurt nobody Just don’t bet your truck or your money If you believe this, then you’re in too deep But at least you’re laughin’ along with me Truth gets twisted just a little bit On April 1st—if you believe this
