[intro: spoken] If there's a little green wearin', pot smashin', tri-force stealin' fairy boy who's got a problem with this, speak up! Nothin'? Yeah, I doubt it... He's never said a word about it... [heavy distortion guitar riff] [intro verse] Well in Oild Hyrule, Yeah he things he's cool, He's got all the tools, In his inventory, But where people dwell, Shops are smashed to hell, Yeah I'd think they'd tell, A diff'rent story... [verse] For the bomb, or the hook shot, he'd grind for hours, As he'd break, all their pots, slice their grass and flowers, For rupees boo-coo, Little link, don't you think, about what you're doin'!? Took our cash, jars are smashed, and our landscape ruined, But too far went youuuuuuu, When you clucked with our cucoos, [intro chorus] Hit it with a sword, The First blow ignored, Then you hit it twelve more times, You pointy eared fool, That was more than cruel, Killin' cucoos is a crime, But what's that gobble sound? When you strike a cucoo down!? [chorus: heavy guitar, ocarina, distortion, frantic] CUCOO ATTACK! FROM THE FRONT AND BACK! NOW FEEL THE CUCOOS WRATH! CUCOO ATTACK! AS YOUR HEARTS GO BLACK! FYING FEATHER AFTERMATH! Yeah you go boo-hoo, Better watch what you do... It's the Wrath of the Cucoos... [verse] Well you best hope that you, gotta a bottle fairy, 'Cause if you thought that Ganondorf was scary, Ain't that simple, Yeah when feathered vengeance comes for you flyin' Even Zelda, can't help, it'll have you cryin' Like the Water Temple, Don't cluck with the Cucoos... [chorus: heavy guitar, ocarina, distortion, frantic] CUCOO ATTACK! FROM THE FRONT AND BACK! NOW FEEL THE CUCOOS WRATH! CUCOO ATTACK! AS YOUR HEARTS GO BLACK! FYING FEATHER AFTERMATH! Yeah you go boo-hoo, Better watch what you do... It's the Wrath of the Cucoos...
