
Who Let This Guy In?
[Intro — whispered] They said he'd never make it. They said he'd never rise. Keep him out of the room. Keep him out of their eyes. [Verse 1] Twelve views. Twelve views. That's all he gets today. Every post he makes We quietly push away. Throttle the signal Bury the name Shadow the founder Control the game He talks about BIG TAMS He's got BIG plans He keeps building anyway Who gave this guy a microphone? Who let him in the game? [Pre-Chorus] He knows the game He knows the scheme He knows exactly what we mean And if he tells the other founders... They might stop playing. [Chorus — Huge] WHO LET THIS GUY INTO THE VC INCUBATOR? WHO LET INTERNET.CEO THROUGH THE DOOR? He talks about BIG TAMS He's got BIG plans And now he's asking for more Shadowban him Throttle him Give him twelve views again Keep him outside Keep him waiting Don't let him bring his friends WHO LET THIS GUY INTO THE VC INCUBATOR? [Verse 2] He knows our language He knows our tricks He knows the numbers He knows the pitch He knows exactly How the machine works And that's the problem... He keeps telling founders They don't need us first. Let him cosplay. Let him think he's won. Give him a little spotlight Then we'll turn off the sun. Let him build his company Let him make his movie Let him think the world is watching... Nobody's watching. [Bridge — whispered / building] But what if they are? What if they're listening? What if the founders Start comparing notes? What if they realize... The gate... Was never locked. [Drop] NO. [Final Chorus — Massive] WHO LET THIS GUY INTO THE VC INCUBATOR? WHO LET INTERNET.CEO THROUGH THE DOOR? He talks about BIG TAMS He's got BIG plans And he's building more Twelve views! No engagement! Keep him buried in the feed! Tell him he's a nobody! Tell him what he needs! Let him cosplay Thinking he's won Let him build Under the sun Let him believe He's changing the game... Because in the end... NO ONE WILL KNOW HIS NAME. [Final Whisper] No one will know his name.

