# Insult Tongue Twister Song **[Intro]** Warm up your mouth, Stretch out your tongue, This is the stupidest song ever sung. Say it fast, Say it loud, Try not to spit on the crowd. **[Verse 1]** Billy the bloody blithering bellend, Bought a broken bucket from his baffled best friend. Barry the bungling biscuit-brained fool, Dropped his bloody breakfast in a paddling pool. Peter the pathetic pillock picked, Pickled peppers perfectly quick. Then tripped on a chair and shouted, “OH SHIT!” Tongue twister level one— **THAT’S IT!** **[Chorus]** Twist your tongue, Trip on your words, Sound like a drunk flock of furious birds. Bumble and babble, Stumble and shout, If you say it wrong, we’ll call you out! Tongue-twisting insults, Fast as you can, Call somebody a cabbage in the middle of the jam. Say it quicker! Say it twice! **YOU BISCUIT-BRAINED BASTARD—NICE!** **[Verse 2]** Six silly shitheads shouted silly shit, Seven smug sods said, “Pack it in a bit.” Ten thick twats tried tying tiny ties, To twelve terrified turkeys wearing terrible disguises. Clumsy Colin called Carla a clown, Carla called Colin a cockwomble downtown. Colin cried, “Christ, that comeback was cruel!” Carla said— **“Shut it, you spectacular fool.”** **[Chorus]** Twist your tongue, Trip on your words, Sound like a drunk flock of furious birds. Bumble and babble, Stumble and shout, Halfway through you’ll forget what this song’s about. Tongue-twisting insults, Faster this time, Try saying “shitgibbon” six times in rhyme. **SHITGIBBON! SHITGIBBON! SHITGIBBON!** …We’ve made a terrible mistake. **[Speed Round]** Ready? Go! Fifty-four filthy fools flung floppy fish, At five furious fuckwits with a questionable dish. Thirty-three thick thunder-twats threw, Three thousand thimbles through Thornton’s loo. Seven sweary sausage-scoffing sods, Stole six sandwiches from Steven’s squad. Bumbling bastards badly baking bread, Bashed their bloody buckets on Brenda’s head! **FASTER!** Biscuit-brained bellends! Bargain-bin buffoons! Bumbling bloody bollocks! Badly behaved baboons! **[Bridge]** Now breathe. Because here comes— **THE FINAL BOSS.** **[Final Boss Verse]** Seventy-seven sweary, sausage-scoffing shitheads, Shuffled through Sheffield in suspiciously shiny bedsheets. Shouting: “YOU SHINY-HEADED, SHOE-SNIFFING, SHEEP-STARTLING, SAUSAGE-STEALING, SOCK-SWALLOWING, SHIT-STIRRING SHITGIBBON!” … Say that five times fast. Go on. I dare you. **[Final Chorus]** Twist your tongue, Destroy your speech, Invent an insult nobody should teach. Cockwomble! Pillock! Bellend! Buffoon! We’ve insulted the planet And it isn’t even noon. Tongue-twisting madness, One final shout— **YOU BUMBLING, BABBLING, BISCUIT-BRAINED BASTARD!** And— **OUT!** **[Outro]** Congratulations. Your tongue is broken. Please contact customer support.
