[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen, the coop is in session Please rise for the sound of aggressive financial optimism [Chorus] Executive Order: Pump Again! Raise that banner, let the whole room shake In Chump we pump, no brakes, no shame Six-seven-zero-zero times, remember the name Executive Order: Pump Again! Zero point zero-three-five, still making claims Volatility knocks, but we answer with flame Robinhood Chain, put the poultry on the chain [Verse 1] I walked in with a folder marked classified Inside: one chart and a grin way too amplified Six thousand seven hundred times, that climb got loud Now every tiny candle draws a campaign crowd Around three-five cents, hear the podium crack Press corps asks, “Is this sustainable?” I say, “Ask the rooster out back” No promise, no forecast, just a suit and a squawk When the ticker starts sprinting, let the whole coop talk [Pre-Chorus] Order in the chamber, clear the aisle The market looks nervous, so we answer with style If the price spins sideways, we call it a dance If it drops then rebounds, that’s executive chance [Chorus] Executive Order: Pump Again! Raise that banner, let the whole room shake In Chump we pump, no brakes, no shame Six-seven-zero-zero times, remember the name Executive Order: Pump Again! Zero point zero-three-five, still making claims Volatility knocks, but we answer with flame Robinhood Chain, put the poultry on the chain [Verse 2] Breaking news from the podium: feathers are flying The spokesperson said, “Buy? No, we’re merely implying” A red line on the chart gets a ceremonial stare Then the brass hits hard like a parade in the square $CHUMP in the folder, stamped urgent and bold A tiny little number with a very large hold— Hold on, that’s not advice, let the legal team speak I’m just a loud bird with a microphone and a beak [Bridge] Who runs the coop? Chump! Who brings the pump? Chump! What does the chart do? Jump! What does the press room say? “Please remain calm!” [Breakdown] At zero-three-five, everybody pose Volatility rises, but the confidence grows Robinhood Chain, hear the brass section thump Executive Order: Pump Again! In Chump we pump! [Final Chorus] Executive Order: Pump Again! Raise that banner, let the whole room shake In Chump we pump, no brakes, no shame Six-seven-zero-zero times, remember the name Executive Order: Pump Again! Zero point zero-three-five, still making claims Volatility knocks, but we answer with flame Robinhood Chain, put the poultry on the chain [Outro] This announcement is highly unofficial The brass is triumphant, the disclaimer is judicial In Chump we pump—now adjourn the game Executive Order: Pump Again!
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