
Magical Stupid Girl 6: Cheese Wars V2
[Overture] Rats in the alleys Rats in the walls Scurrying armies Tiny fur balls Then she appeared Wand in her hand The Magical Stupid Girl with a very dumb plan [Instrumental Intro] [Verse] Rats in the alleys rats in the trees Magical Stupid Girl said let's make cheese breathe She waved her wand said "huzzah!" Now cheddar's alive and it's full of spite [Bridge] Magical Stupid Girl Oh what have you done... Your spells are a circus Not helping anyone [Pre-Chorus] Cheese is alive It’s taking a stand Rats with their fluff have the upper hand Brie’s building bunkers Gouda’s on the run Magical Stupid Girl laughs "This is so much fun!" (Ha-ha-ha) [Chorus] Oh it's cheese versus rats in the streets tonight Gouda's got a grudge and the rats wanna bite Magical Stupid Girl just laughs oh what a sight Cheese versus rats and the moon shines bright [Instrumental Break] [Verse 2] Rats are fluffy they squeak they plead Magical Stupid Girl said "I'll help you indeed" She built tiny helmets out of soda cans Turned toothpicks into swords with her magic wand [Bridge 2] The cheese army marched with a mozzarella drum Rats in formation tails go thrum-thrum-thrum She yelled "Charge" and tripped on her own shoelace Now it's chaos rats and cheese all over the place [Pre-Chorus] Magical Stupid Girl waves her wand It’s just a blur Spells go wrong Chaos occurs "I’ll help -- wait Whoops Not that!" Now the rats have wings and a machinegun hats [Chorus] Oh it's cheese versus rats in the streets tonight Colby’s got a cannon and Stilton's ready to fight Magical Girl just giggles oh what a sight Cheese versus rats and the moon shines bright [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3] Velveeta built a fortress Sharp cheddar threw a spear Brie tried diplomacy But rats showed no fear Fluffy commanders Tiny paw salutes Squeaking their orders in little rat suits [Bridge 3] Rats in helmets charging in packs Fluffy tails waving, fierce their attacks Cheese bites back, strong holdfast Fluffy tails in the midnight black Cheddar swords and gouda shields Magical Girl’s cheering in the battlefield [Outro] Magical Stupid Girl Zapped the moon Zapped the floor It’s a war! It’s a war! The cheese wants revenge But the rats have HER on their team Oh Magical Girl What have you done You’ve turned snack time into World War Mun [Instrumental Outro]

