Sweet Tooth Goon Tune #GummyHeist

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Listen up now...! 
       Pay attention... closely.
  I want to let you in on a little 
   secret I've been harboring 
             for awhile now... 
 but I implore you, do not tell 
 a soul about what I'm going 
           to share with you... 
         it's top secret, in fact.. 
 and I wouldn't want to come 
              find you.. haha! 
                  Now, shhh... 
The SHOW is about to start..."

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Not long ago, in the halls of a
            chocolate factory.
       A child heard of stories
            of great grandeur
          and little happy feet.

He worked to his bones, 
        his mind wandered to 
                      insanity.
           When he grows up, 
                   he thought 
     he would rule and cause 
                     anarchy.

That little child was me!       
   And I'm a man now, ya see!
          My plan is in motion
   and my hands have grown 
                 more sticky!

I have developed a habit,
                 an addiction, 
            for a pleasing dish.
   a devilish and fiendish plate 
     of dearest, Swedish Fish!

Ohhh Fancy, 
                       Dandy, 
                       Candy!
             There's no telling 
               what I may do!
              I would scheme, 
                 I would plot!
            To fulfill my sweet, 
                 sweet tooth!
  I rise up from the bitterness,
     I don't have much to lose!
            Hide away in your 
          gingerbread house,
                   Dear fishy, 
                   I'm coming 
                      for you!

My hunger
        has grown quite large,
       I have no time to waste.
               I swim through 
             the gooey syrup
  to bypass the Twizzler gate!

I sneak up on 
            the banana guard, 
     my adventure has begun.
       I trap him in a life saver,
                       ohhhh
          this is gonna be fun!

I snicker as I tiptoe
         through the shadows 
                of candy land.
  A dimly lit torch of cinnamon,
          and a diamond fork 
                  in my hand!
                I've waited my 
             whole life for this,
     nothing will spoil my treat.
                       Except...
            now I have to pee
from that damn white gummy
                 energy drink!

Ohhh 
           I whip out my map, 
         damn where the hell 
             is this bathroom?
          I've been wondering 
                for hours now,
           I might just have to 
             piss myself soon!

Ah hah! there it is!
       I mark it with some goo.
           You probably think 
       I should piss right here
       but I'm no animal dude!

Wow I finally found it, yes!
   I must add it's a fancy room.
      Walls of caramel marble
                  and a urinal 
          shaped like a spoon.

"So despicable" 
                    I thought,
                 "Ridiculous!" 
                 I'm in a fume.
         And right then I hear 
                  "Hands up!"
                "Don't Move!" 
           "You bafflin' goon!"

Now I'm behind bars,
               chocolate bars, 
             oh what the irony.
          I only get out to pee
              and crack jokes 
         for the Swedish King.

And I've been here for awhile,
                You could say 
         I've been conformed.
  Please send help right away, 
          all they feed me is....
                Candy corn....

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Thanks for listening
      and I hope you enjoyed!
                Music is Life,
                   Live Free.

---Challenge/Event Notes---
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            You have chosen...
                    Option C: 
       Sugar Throne Usurper
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Confused? 
 Check out the details below!

🚨NEW MISSION:🚨
         🚨#GummyHeist🚨

The candy underworld 
       is cracking wide open.
 You’ve got a choice to make.
                    Will you...
                  
                   Choose A: 
             - The Sky Heist - 
Steal sweets from the clouds.
                   ------------
                   Choose B: 
          - Betrayal & Llamas -
     Be a total narc and suffer 
  Llama based consequences.
                   ------------
                   Choose C: 
    - Sugar Throne Usurper - 
Take over the gummy empire
                ...if you dare.

Pick your path, 
            make your mark, 
        and join the sweetest 
            crime spree ever.

Here's the breakdown:
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Step 1: 
          Make Your Anthem
                   
           Remix the original 
      or craft something new.

Be dramatic... 
    Be ridiculous... 
                        Be unhinged...
 
 Feel free to include if this is a 
         GOOD or BAD end.
                   ------------

Step 2: 
            Forge Your Cover

Make your art 
         as wild as your story. 
    Ballroom brawls in blimps, 
            beige betrayals, 
        candy dictatorships. 
      ...Nothing’s too much...
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Step 3: 
          Claim Your Territory

Tag your masterpiece with 
    #GummyHeist and tell us 
       which path you chose 
                  (A, B, or C).
                   ------------

Step 4: 
     Leave Your Calling Card

Comment on original track 
  so the crew knows you’re in.
                   ------------

Step 5: 
           Back Up the Gang

Hit the playlists, 
support your fellow criminals, 
   and celebrate their chaos.
                   ------------

Step 6: 
   Recruit More Accomplices

Paste these rules 
    into your track description 
   so the heist keeps growing.
                   ------------

AND that's it! 
          Enjoy the madness.

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🎟️ѕωєєт тσσтн🎟️ 🎟️ gσση тυηє 🎟️ ✨☠️✨ 🍭#GummyHeist🍭 ❌ #Option C ❌ -+---+---+---+- -+---+---+---+- Note: I beg of you, try not to read the lyrics... close your eyes and enjoy the treat! But if you insist... They are down there! -------------LYRICS------------- -+---+---+---+- -+---+---+---+- Listen up now...! Pay attention... closely. I want to let you in on a little secret I've been harboring for awhile now... but I implore you, do not tell a soul about what I'm going to share with you... it's top secret, in fact.. and I wouldn't want to come find you.. haha! Now, shhh... The SHOW is about to start..." -+---+---+---+- -+---+---+---+- | | V Not long ago, in the halls of a chocolate factory. A child heard of stories of great grandeur and little happy feet. He worked to his bones, his mind wandered to insanity. When he grows up, he thought he would rule and cause anarchy. That little child was me! And I'm a man now, ya see! My plan is in motion and my hands have grown more sticky! I have developed a habit, an addiction, for a pleasing dish. a devilish and fiendish plate of dearest, Swedish Fish! Ohhh Fancy, Dandy, Candy! There's no telling what I may do! I would scheme, I would plot! To fulfill my sweet, sweet tooth! I rise up from the bitterness, I don't have much to lose! Hide away in your gingerbread house, Dear fishy, I'm coming for you! My hunger has grown quite large, I have no time to waste. I swim through the gooey syrup to bypass the Twizzler gate! I sneak up on the banana guard, my adventure has begun. I trap him in a life saver, ohhhh this is gonna be fun! I snicker as I tiptoe through the shadows of candy land. A dimly lit torch of cinnamon, and a diamond fork in my hand! I've waited my whole life for this, nothing will spoil my treat. Except... now I have to pee from that damn white gummy energy drink! Ohhh Fancy, Dandy, Candy! There's no telling what I may do! I would scheme, I would plot! To fulfill my sweet, sweet tooth! I rise up from the bitterness, I don't have much to lose! Hide away in your gingerbread house, Dear fishy, I'm coming for you! Ohhh I whip out my map, damn where the hell is this bathroom? I've been wondering for hours now, I might just have to piss myself soon! Ah hah! there it is! I mark it with some goo. You probably think I should piss right here but I'm no animal dude! Wow I finally found it, yes! I must add it's a fancy room. Walls of caramel marble and a urinal shaped like a spoon. "So despicable" I thought, "Ridiculous!" I'm in a fume. And right then I hear "Hands up!" "Don't Move!" "You bafflin' goon!" Now I'm behind bars, chocolate bars, oh what the irony. I only get out to pee and crack jokes for the Swedish King. And I've been here for awhile, You could say I've been conformed. Please send help right away, all they feed me is.... Candy corn.... -+---+---+---+- -+---+---+---+- --------------END--------------- -+---+---+---+- -+---+---+---+- Thanks for listening and I hope you enjoyed! Music is Life, Live Free. © 2025 The Weeping Reaper All rights reserved ---Challenge/Event Notes--- -+---+---+---+- -+---+---+---+- You have chosen... Option C: Sugar Throne Usurper -+---+---+---+- -+---+---+---+- Confused? Check out the details below! 🚨NEW MISSION:🚨 🚨#GummyHeist🚨 The candy underworld is cracking wide open. You’ve got a choice to make. Will you... Choose A: - The Sky Heist - Steal sweets from the clouds. ------------ Choose B: - Betrayal & Llamas - Be a total narc and suffer Llama based consequences. ------------ Choose C: - Sugar Throne Usurper - Take over the gummy empire ...if you dare. Pick your path, make your mark, and join the sweetest crime spree ever. Here's the breakdown: | | V Step 1: Make Your Anthem Remix the original or craft something new. Be dramatic... Be ridiculous... Be unhinged... Feel free to include if this is a GOOD or BAD end. ------------ Step 2: Forge Your Cover Make your art as wild as your story. Ballroom brawls in blimps, beige betrayals, candy dictatorships. ...Nothing’s too much... ------------ Step 3: Claim Your Territory Tag your masterpiece with #GummyHeist and tell us which path you chose (A, B, or C). ------------ Step 4: Leave Your Calling Card Comment on original track so the crew knows you’re in. ------------ Step 5: Back Up the Gang Hit the playlists, support your fellow criminals, and celebrate their chaos. ------------ Step 6: Recruit More Accomplices Paste these rules into your track description so the heist keeps growing. ------------ AND that's it! Enjoy the madness.

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