[Intro] He’s a walking red flag… I know. He’s completely unhinged… I know. So why am I smiling? F-f-fuck. [Verse 1] One more chapter, just one more page, Another pretty monster locked inside a cage. He’s got a reputation, everybody knows, But I’m already hooked before the story unfolds. He wears a mask, he’s got a wicked grin, And I know damn well I shouldn’t let him in. The things he does would make the devil blush, But every little warning gives me such a rush. [Pre-Chorus] In real life, I’d run away, But in a book? I’d fucking stay. My common sense has left the scene, I’m falling for another fictional fiend. [Chorus] F-f-fictionally unhinged, Got a weakness for the wicked and the beautifully deranged. Red flags waving, I don’t mind, They’re only dangerous inside my mind. F-f-fictionally unhinged, Another twisted fantasy underneath my skin. Call me crazy, call me strange, I’m perfectly normal till I turn the page. [Post-Chorus] Turn it, turn it, turn the page, F-f-fictionally deranged. Turn it, turn it, one more time, These fictional monsters live rent-free in my mind. [Verse 2] He’s got a body count, and I don’t mean the fun kind, But somehow he’s still living rent-free in my mind. He says the wrong things, does the worst, And I’ve already fallen before he’s even cursed. My friends would ask me what the hell I see, In a man who belongs in a penitentiary. But fiction’s where I let my standards slide, And enjoy the darker side of the ride. [Pre-Chorus] In real life, I’d run away, But in a book? I’d fucking stay. My common sense has left the scene, I’m falling for another fictional fiend. [Chorus] F-f-fictionally unhinged, Got a weakness for the wicked and the beautifully deranged. Red flags waving, I don’t mind, They’re only dangerous inside my mind. F-f-fictionally unhinged, Another twisted fantasy underneath my skin. Call me crazy, call me strange, I’m perfectly normal till I turn the page. [Bridge] He’s dangerous. He’s obsessive. He’s completely fucked in the head. And? He’s fictional, darling. Let me enjoy my books. [Final Chorus] F-f-fictionally unhinged, Got a weakness for the wicked and the beautifully deranged. Red flags waving, I don’t mind, They’re only dangerous inside my mind. F-f-fictionally unhinged, Another twisted fantasy underneath my skin. Call me crazy, call me strange, I’m perfectly normal till I turn the page. [Outro] One more chapter… One more monster… One more terrible decision… Oh, fuck it. Next book.
