[Intro] [distorted electric guitar chugging, driving drums] [Verse 1] [gritty male vocals] And girls remember you need to go to Mrs. Dickey's class next, okay? [guitar stop] She's gonna be showing a woman's body. Meet Kathy. Here's how Kathy looks naked. [guitar feedback] Whoa! Oh! Kathy and John are sexually active. Yeah, here we go! Yeah, do it! [vocalizing] Oh my god, you two little turds have got lice! [vocalizing] Ow! What the hell are you doing, asswipe? I'm picking a bug there. Yeah! [vocalizing] Ow! I'm gonna kick your ass, fart-knocker! [Bridge] [drums drop out, electric guitar feedback] Let's electrocute 'em. [electrical buzzing sounds, screaming] Uh, I think we got 'em, dude. Maybe you should stick your wiener in the bug zapper. I mean, yeah, yeah! That's a really good idea! [Verse 2] [heavy guitar riffs resume] Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Say hello to my little friend! [chainsaw sounds] [Outro] [vocalizing] I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole! My bunghole will eat now! You must prepare a feast for the almighty bunghole! Would you like spatula for your bunghole? Bunghole? Bunghol-io? What the hell language is he speaking? I don't know. Hey you! Habla Español? Español? Yes, bunghole! Habla, habla! Are you threatening me? Yeah, maybe I am. You can take me, but you cannot take my bunghole! Says his name is Cornholio. The hell kind of name is that? I don't know, it's the only name he gives. Says he's from Lake Titicaca. Lake Titicaca? Lake Titicaca. Titicaca. Agua for my bunghole. Bunghole. Oh yeah, and he keeps saying he needs TP for his bunghole. Will you find out what a bunghole is? You are a bunghole! Bunghole. Bunghole says a hole in a barrel or keg for pouring in or drawing out liquid. Are you threatening me? You will give me TP! Bunghole! Yeah, yeah, all right. I know your bunghole needs TP. We'll get you plenty of TP. TP for my bungholio! Me too. Come on, okay. This way, Cornholio. [guitar and drums fade out] [end]
