The Sniffer

You were lookin' at me, I was lookin' at you We were thinkin' of sex, like two lovers do But you're out shopping for clothes And I've been craving so much You've never seen me before Now I'm crouched down sniffing your butt I jump away when I catch your eye You saw me sniffing hard and got surprised Please don't scream, it's just your ass I love the fragrant smell of your sweaty crack I'm The Butt Sniffer, it's my cup of tea I go around to shops sneaking up on cheeks The pungent smell of a woman's butt She walked all day and dingle berries were stuck Creep up close as I can from behind The thrill of new crack odor clouds my mind I love chicks that aren't good wipers The stench of shit makes me want to pipe her Squatting in the shoe isle Looking for hygienic signs Women in their pajama pants All the wonders I can find She rises from a bench After trying on some boots Get down on my knees when she walks away Inhale dirty pussy with a hint of poop Fat girl ass smells like the dump They move slower so I slip right up This one had Italian for dinner Garlic and basil find my nose and linger I hear a pop and my dick shoots out Her big wet fart floats into my mouth I'm The Butt Sniffer, it's my cup of tea I go around to shops sneaking up on cheeks The pungent smell of a woman's butt She walked all day and dingle berries were stuck Creep up close as I can from behind The thrill of new crack odor clouds my mind I love chicks that aren't good wipers The stench of shit makes me want to pipe her It was all over the pants I was just tying my shoe You can't lock me up for this If I can't sniff butts I'll really be pissed