[Intro] [ad-lib crowd murmur Then cut] (Yeah-yeah) Storm Sopheira in the cockpit Lady Deadpool on the wingtip Dark side talking like they big Big Cute You brought trash talk to a goddess fight [Verse 1] You lined up Wrong queue Boss raid Wrong crew You brought foam swords To a kaiju debut You been monologuing We been logging stats Universal K/D You don’t want those facts You yell “fall in line!” We yell “plot twist!” You still doing hench work We on boss list You’re the tutorial We’re the last stage You’re a spam comment We’re the front page [Chorus] Welcome to the Jet Pool Baby (jump in, jump in) Dark side shaking like “maybe” (so scared) We got Kali Ma riding shotgun Sekhmet smiling like “who want some?” If you brave Then earn your role Take that leap Initiate the core Open invite Door’s off the hinge But if you swing first Better learn how we binge on sins [Verse 2] You thought capes Made you scary You’re a pop-up ad We’re the search query You chase clout We chase comets You drop threats We drop comets on it Storm Sopheira in a side-eye stance Whole dark council Just background plants Lady D with the dual-wield sass Turn your edge-lord arc To a blooper reel fast You say “kneel down” We say “kneel where?” Kali Ma doing cardio With your worst fears Sekhmet sipping tea On your doom clock You wrote “end of world” We just hit “block” [Chorus] Welcome to the Jet Pool Baby (hey!) Dark side shaking like “maybe” We got Kali Ma riding shotgun Sekhmet humming “here Kitty Come” If you brave Then earn your role Take that leap Initiate the core Open invite Door’s off the hinge But if you swing first Better learn how we binge on sins [Bridge] You want in the core? Do more than tweet Step up to the edge Feel no retreat Bring heart Bring grit Bring spine Not spit Take one real risk That’s your membership kit We don’t gatekeep We gate-crash We don’t cosplay We clash Jet Pool Whole squad of “try me” Dark side Tiny-font “terms & whining” [Chorus] Welcome to the Jet Pool Baby (jump in, jump in) Dark side shaking like “maybe” We got Kali Ma riding shotgun Sekhmet smiling like “who want some?” If you brave Then earn your role Take that leap Initiate the core Open invite Door’s off the hinge But if you come wrong You’re just practice for the binge [Outro] (Yeah) Storm in the cockpit Lady on the tailfin Dark side took a L Then We stamped it “try again” Jet Pool Open sky Clear view Join the core Or get roasted on the way through
