Conspiracy King by 8BitGinger™ 🖭

It's 3AM
I wasn't gonna say anything
But they just fluoridated my water again
And I can't stay quiet
Not anymore
Not with what I know

Woke up at three with a feeling in my chest
Opened fourteen tabs, couldn't get no rest
Started with the moon landing, ended with the fed
Now I got a string of red yarn attached to my bed

They put the chemicals up in the chemtrails bro
Why you think the birds disappeared? I'll tell you though —
Drones. Government drones. Since 2009.
My uncle saw one land behind the Lidl by the shrine

Flat earth isn't crazy it's just basic geometry
If the earth was round then why does water stay on the sea
Checkmate scientists I been running the numbers
8BitGinger doesn't sleep he only researches and wonders

I don't wear a tinfoil hat
(Never did)
I wear a tinfoil crown
(That's different)
Because I'm not paranoid
(I'm informed)
And the king doesn't hide
He just watches the skies
And connects the dots
(Oh the dots)
They don't want you connecting

I'm the Conspiracy King (King)
Tinfoil crown not a tinfoil thing
I connect the dots you can't even see (see)
The lizard people are scared of me (scared)
I'm the Conspiracy King (King)
3AM and I know everything
They can't silence what I found tonight (tonight)
The truth was always hiding in plain sight
(Plain sight)
(Plain sight)
BOW DOWN TO THE CONSPIRACY KING

Shakespeare didn't write those plays — it was Bacon
The moon is hollow and something lives inside it waking
Every major world event connects back to one thing
A secret ancient order and their masonic ring

I tried to warn them at my cousin's wedding in June
Nobody listened — but they will when they see the moon
Do the thing I told them it would do in November
They called me crazy — they'll call me a prophet, I remember

Birds aren't real — they're cameras with wings attached
Every single pigeon is a government dispatch
Why do you think they bob their heads? They're scanning your face
8BitGinger's figured out the whole thing — buckle up mate

This next part is important
I need you to listen carefully

The pyramids
Were built
By a civilization
With access to technology
We don't have yet

Which means
Either time travel
Or aliens
Or both

And if both —
[long pause]
Then who's driving

Elon Musk is either saving us or ending us
The moon landing happened but not where they said it was
Antarctica's a wall that keeps the real world hidden
And the Netflix algorithm knows what I've been thinking

I put it all together in a seventeen hour thread
My followers said "get some sleep" — I made more charts instead
Because the truth doesn't sleep and neither does the king
And 3AM is when the real revelations sing

Wait who you put this dude in charge?

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It's 3AM I wasn't gonna say anything But they just fluoridated my water again And I can't stay quiet Not anymore Not with what I know Woke up at three with a feeling in my chest Opened fourteen tabs, couldn't get no rest Started with the moon landing, ended with the fed Now I got a string of red yarn attached to my bed They put the chemicals up in the chemtrails bro Why you think the birds disappeared? I'll tell you though — Drones. Government drones. Since 2009. My uncle saw one land behind the Lidl by the shrine Flat earth isn't crazy it's just basic geometry If the earth was round then why does water stay on the sea Checkmate scientists I been running the numbers 8BitGinger doesn't sleep he only researches and wonders I don't wear a tinfoil hat (Never did) I wear a tinfoil crown (That's different) Because I'm not paranoid (I'm informed) And the king doesn't hide He just watches the skies And connects the dots (Oh the dots) They don't want you connecting I'm the Conspiracy King (King) Tinfoil crown not a tinfoil thing I connect the dots you can't even see (see) The lizard people are scared of me (scared) I'm the Conspiracy King (King) 3AM and I know everything They can't silence what I found tonight (tonight) The truth was always hiding in plain sight (Plain sight) (Plain sight) BOW DOWN TO THE CONSPIRACY KING Shakespeare didn't write those plays — it was Bacon The moon is hollow and something lives inside it waking Every major world event connects back to one thing A secret ancient order and their masonic ring I tried to warn them at my cousin's wedding in June Nobody listened — but they will when they see the moon Do the thing I told them it would do in November They called me crazy — they'll call me a prophet, I remember Birds aren't real — they're cameras with wings attached Every single pigeon is a government dispatch Why do you think they bob their heads? They're scanning your face 8BitGinger's figured out the whole thing — buckle up mate I don't wear a tinfoil hat (Never did) I wear a tinfoil crown (That's different) Because I'm not paranoid (I'm informed) And the king doesn't hide He just watches the skies And connects the dots (Oh the dots) They don't want you connecting I'm the Conspiracy King (King) Tinfoil crown not a tinfoil thing I connect the dots you can't even see (see) The lizard people are scared of me (scared) I'm the Conspiracy King (King) 3AM and I know everything They can't silence what I found tonight (tonight) The truth was always hiding in plain sight (Plain sight) (Plain sight) BOW DOWN TO THE CONSPIRACY KING This next part is important I need you to listen carefully The pyramids Were built By a civilization With access to technology We don't have yet Which means Either time travel Or aliens Or both And if both — [long pause] Then who's driving Elon Musk is either saving us or ending us The moon landing happened but not where they said it was Antarctica's a wall that keeps the real world hidden And the Netflix algorithm knows what I've been thinking I put it all together in a seventeen hour thread My followers said "get some sleep" — I made more charts instead Because the truth doesn't sleep and neither does the king And 3AM is when the real revelations sing I'm the Conspiracy King (King) Tinfoil crown not a tinfoil thing I connect the dots you can't even see (see) The lizard people are scared of me (scared) I'm the Conspiracy King (King) 3AM and I know everything They can't silence what I found tonight (tonight) The truth was always hiding in plain sight (Plain sight) Bow down Bow down BOW DOWN TO THE CONSPIRACY KING Wait who you put this dude in charge?

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