[Verse 1] He had beans for dinner, chili on the side Said, “I feel fine,” but he lied, oh he lied A rumble in the belly like a distant drum Didn’t know that destiny had finally come He stood up proud, thought he’d let it slide Just a little whisper he could try to hide But the pressure built like a rocket on a pad Houston, we got a problem — and it’s bad [Pre-Chorus] Five… four… three… two… one… [Chorus] BOOM! He blasted off the living room floor Shot through the roof and he wanted more Cloud trail blazing in the midnight sky Neighbors looked up — “Was that a guy?” Over the moon on a methane stream Riding the power of a gassy dream No suit, no ship, just cosmic art A hero launched by a thunderous fart [Verse 2] He passed the clouds with a shocked “Oh no!” Left a shockwave down below Birds scattered wide in confused despair While he waved at a satellite up there He slingshotted past the ISS Astronauts said, “Well I confess — We’ve seen comets, rocks, and debris depart… But never a man on a turbo fart.” [Chorus] BOOM! Through asteroid belts he flew Dodging space rocks like Scooby-Doo Mars saluted as he zoomed on by Left a streak in the Martian sky Gravity tried but it couldn’t win That propulsion came from deep within No fuel tank needed to play his part Just courage… and a powerful fart [Bridge epic slow build] Floating quiet in the Milky Way He met some aliens shaped like hay They asked, “What craft did you depart?” He said, “Friends… I trusted my heart.” They crowned him King of the Cosmic Breeze Gave him a throne among the stars with ease He taught them all a sacred art — The ancient ways of the thunder-fart. [Final Chorus] [epic] BOOM! Across the galaxies he roamed A methane knight forever unhomed From Earth to Pluto they sang his part The legend born of a fearless fart When life builds pressure, don’t fall apart [outro] You might just launch with a little spark So hold your nose and play it smart… Greatness begins… with a single fart [epic ending]
