[Verse] Sittin' on the porch, stars shinin' bright, Whiskey in my hand, blur of the night, Phone in the other, tweetin' out loud, Makin' my comments, feeling so proud. [Verse 2] Laughin' with my buddies, those online friends, Talkin' ‘bout nothin’, the fun never ends, Look at my feed, it's quite a sight, Drinkin' and tweetin' all through the night. [Chorus] Drinking and tweeting, lost in the scroll, Pour another round, let the good times roll, Silly little messages, flyin’ in the wind, Hangin' with my Twitter friends, where do I begin? [Verse 3] Maybe I’ll regret it come morning light, But right now this whiskey feels just right, Typing out my secrets, no one's to blame, In this digital world, we play our game. [Bridge] Reality's blurry, but connections are clear, In this modern saloon, friends are near, A mix of old times with new tech, Drinks flow freely, without a speck. [Chorus] Drinking and tweeting, lost in the scroll, Pour another round, let the good times roll, Silly little messages, flyin’ in the wind, Hangin' with my Twitter friends, where do I begin?