[talking] HEY! we got somethin for you [music stops] 3 months of Micro... FOR FREE BABY [music starts building] if and only if... [Chorus - high energy] You're a slash man Engineer / designer / sales, that’s facts, man (facts) Wear ten hats, still vibin’, never crash, man Don’t worry ‘bout the bag, Slash got your cash, man You're a slash man zoom call / figma / deals on the kanban Do it all, but your wallet do the flash dance Don’t worry ‘bout the bag, Slash got your cash, man [Verse 1] I’m the founder, I’m the team I’m the whole startup meme Pitch deck, pull request Answer emails, clean the mess UI, API Code at noon, at night I design Close one client on the call Then high-five my own reflection on the wall (let’s go) [Chorus] You're a slash man Engineer / designer / sales, that’s facts, man (facts) Wear ten hats, still vibin’, never crash, man Don’t worry ‘bout the bag, Slash got your cash, man You're a slash man zoom call / figma / deals on the kanban Do it all, but your wallet do the flash dance Don’t worry ‘bout the bag, Slash got your cash, man [Verse 2] Got a calendar of chaos Every square a clown car One minute I’m the backend Next minute I’m the star Fix bugs, write blogs Answer “quick Q?” from the squad Post one meme on the feed Now investors think I’m god (ok chill) Tryna date? “I’m free…” “Wait, actually sprint review” Check my bank app, laugh “Good thing Slash came through” (phew) I just tap, tap, tap Card glow, that’s that I build, they bill We split the skill, it’s a pact (ayy) [Chorus] You're a slash man Engineer / designer / sales, that’s facts, man (facts) Wear ten hats, still vibin’, never crash, man Don’t worry ‘bout the bag, Slash got your cash, man You're a slash man zoom call / figma / deals on the kanban Do it all, but your wallet do the flash dance Don’t worry ‘bout the bag, Slash got your cash, man [Bridge] Wake up, new hat, who this? PM, ops, therapist Pep talk in the bathroom mirror “Bro, you got this. Bro, you lit.” (you lit) Bank says “lol, relax” Fintech homie got my back If the hustle is the show Money’s just the side quest track (light work) [Chorus] I’m a slash man Engineer / designer / sales, that’s facts, man Wear ten hats, still vibin’, never crash, man Don’t worry ‘bout the bag, Slash got my cash, man (ooh) I’m a slash man Zoom call / Figma / decks on the dash, man Do it all, but my wallet do the flash dance Don’t worry ‘bout the bag, Slash got my cash, man [Outro] One brain, three jobs Four coffees, two naps Hundred tabs, one app And Slash got my cash (Slash got my cash) I’m a slash man I’m a slash man Do it all, do it all And Slash got my cash, man
